King.In.Yellow Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Well, let's just say that the USS Enterprise touches down in the Dothraki Sea and Drogo kills Spock. Kirk is like: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Take it from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay's Third Nipple Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 The Others from Lost change from The Others in asoiaf. Lost would have ended better, anways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Aragorn marches up to King's Landing, politely asking Joffrey to give up the throne to it's rightful king, Aragorn himself, only to be beheaded shortly after, a look of confusion on his face, as if in shock at the total lack of honour in this so-called Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King.In.Yellow Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 "King's Landing", a film. Starring Dianne Keaton as Cersei Lannister andWoody Allen as Ser Osmund Kettleberg. Written and Directed by Woody Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 The Real Housewives of King's Landing, starring Cersei Lannister, Margaery Tyrell and Sansa Stark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King.In.Yellow Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 'When the moon hits your eye like a big lamprey pie, that's amore. When the world seems to pale like you've had too much ale, that's amore. " By Dean Martillion, the Bard of Volantis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 The Assassins have fought from the shadows in Winterfell against their arch enemies, the Templars, from Casterly Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan the Man Baratheon Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 How I Met your Mother: Ned Stark narrates the story to Jon Snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 How I Met your Mother: Ned Stark narrates the story to Jon Snow. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 True Detective - In the south, two men, Lord Stannis Baratheon and Lord Jon Arryn, find their lives entangled when they begin investigating the legitimacy of the royal children, and their lives, and the lives of those around them, change forever when the dark truth is discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Stan the Man Baratheon, on 03 Feb 2014 - 08:26 AM, said: How I Met your Mother: Ned Stark narrates the story to Jon Snow. Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Four Boys get into wacky adventures in a cold, rocky northern town. Jon Marsh, Robb Broflovski, Samwell Cartmen, and Theon McKormick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King.In.Yellow Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Curious Tyrion, narrating the story of Tyrion's life with the Whale With The Yellow Hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King.In.Yellow Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Four Boys get into wacky adventures in a cold, rocky northern town. Jon Marsh, Robb Broflovski, Samwell Cartmen, and Theon McKormick. Wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 12 Years a Slave - The emotional journey of an innocent poacher illegally sold into slavery by the cruel northern lord Jorah Mormont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roddy the Ruin Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 12 Years a Slave - The emotional journey of an innocent poacher illegally sold into slavery by the cruel northern lord Jorah Mormont.i was wrong before. This /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan the Man Baratheon Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Westerosi Idol: Tom'O Sevenstrings and Marillion have made it into the finale. Vote for the person whom you believe should be the Westerosi idol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Whores Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Westeros' Next Top Model - Tensions are high as our two finalists, two-time winner Cersei Lannister and new up-and-comer Margaery Tyrell face off. Rumours of backstage disputes have come out, such as an alleged quote from Cersei Lannister herself, while apparently drunk, saying, "that little doe-eyed slut isn't even worth my shadow. The only way she's gotten this far is by fucking all the producers." Margaery then apparently responded to this via social media, saying, "that scheming bitch is just putting up a facade. Don't believe anything she says." Be sure to catch the season finale next Sunday at 9, where the winner will be revealed by our host Petyr Baelish, who is also starring in the leading role of his own series, Wife Swap - The Vale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azor Ahoy! Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Aragorn marches up to King's Landing, politely asking Joffrey to give up the throne to it's rightful king, Aragorn himself, only to be beheaded shortly after, a look of confusion on his face, as if in shock at the total lack of honour in this so-called Westeros. To be fair Aragorn sort of dishonorably beheaded a diplomat in ROTK. Breaking Thrones: The journey of Pyat Pree, an everyman brutally pressed into cooking illegal shade-of-the-evening by the cruel drug-lady Daenerys Stormborn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blutraven Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Ned goes to the Wall and tries to take the ring from Jon, he then dies defending Grenn and Pyp from an Other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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