HexMachina Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 It was not the planes the killed Kong. Ot was Tormunds Member that killed the Beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Hawk Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 When Sansa was talking to Ned about marrying Joffrey, "I don't want someone who's gentle and brave and sweet; I want Tormund's member!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Abominable SnowOther Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 "I dont wanna wait for Tomund's member to be over"- Dawsons Creek Remix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oberoth Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 "He was no dragon, Dany thought, curiously calm. Tormunds member cannot kill a dragon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 "Hail King, for so thou art! MacBeth is dead, behold here lies the usurpers Tormund's Member!" - MacBeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 "And who are you the proud Lord said,that I must bow so low?Only a Tormund's member of a different coat that's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold and in a coat of red a Tormund's member still has clawsand mine is long and sharp my Lordas long and sharp as yours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegar I Targaryen Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I take no joy in mead nor meat, and song and laughter have become suspicious strangers to me. I am a creature of grief and dust and bitter longings. There is an empty place within me where Tormund's member was once. -Catelyn Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 "All right, Tormunds Member, I'm ready for my close-up."-mr. demille"May Tormunds Member be with you"-the force"I love the smell of Tormunds Member in the morning"-napalm"The stuff Tormunds Memeber is made of"-dreams"If you build it, Tormunds Member will come"-he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amberStone Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I take no joy in mead nor meat, and song and laughter have become suspicious strangers to me. I am a creature of grief and dust and bitter longings. There is an empty place within me where Tormund's member was once. -Catelyn Stark :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegar I Targaryen Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Men say Tywin never smiled, but he smiled when he wed your mother, and when Tormund's member made him Hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 "One small step for a man,one giant Tormund's member for mankind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegar I Targaryen Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 "One small step for a man,one giant Tormund's member for mankind" Always nice to run into another Targaryen. Well met, Anna :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Always nice to run into another Targaryen. Well met, Anna :lol: Rheagar I thought you were dead :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azziana Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Rhaegar loved his Tormund's Member, and thousand died for it. Only two things are infinite, the universe and Tormund's Member, and I'm not sure about the former. - A. Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGendry Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 "This is no winter," declared Big Bucket Wull."Up in the hills we say that autumn kisses you, but Tormund's Member fucks you hard. This is only autumn's kiss."I'm sorry :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Doubt, division and mistrust will eat the very ground beneath your boy king, whilst Tormund's member rises above Storm's End and the lords of the realm gather round him. -Tormund's member? Dead. It is dead. No, it is here. Tormund's member has been shaped for rule since before Tormund could walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Keep calm and call Tormund's memberWhat you going to do brother, when Tormund's member run wild on youIf you ain't down with that, I got two worlds for you, Tormund's MemberNo one expect the Tormund's Member( monty python ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarkOfWinterhell Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 "-you will avenge my death, and seat Tormund's member on the Iron Throne.""The things I do for Tormund's member...""For just a moment, Tyrion Lannister stood tall as Tormund's member""...I'll take it from you and shove it someplace even Tormund's member never found."...he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were filled with tears."Tormund's member? After all this time?" "Always," said Snape."Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live without Tormund's member."(This is not at all what I imagined my first post would be. Can't say I'm surprised, though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metopheles Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Interesting... StarkOfWinterfell has zero posts..hmmm Welcome to the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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