The Bastard of Walton Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 "This is supposed to be a happy place! Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Tywin spends eternity cruising the Seven Hells,being repeatedly killed by Tyrion in various ways while all his enemies are laughing at him :devil: Joffrey is being beaten by little girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 They keep seeing Beric Dondarrion blink in and out of existence for a while. Ser Ilyn Payne's tongue keeps on tormenting King Aerys II by constantly telling him that Tywin truly rules the realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Rod Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 They keep seeing Beric Dondarrion blink in and out of existence for a while. lawl On that note, how do you imagine Ned felt, seeing Cat and Robb after the RW, and then 3 days later... "Honey, is that one of our children's direwolves, pulling your body out of the river?" "Yes, Ned, I believe so. And there's men moving toward it, I wonder what... Oh, #@$^...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Which character would have gotten the popcorn to watch everything happening?Oberyn. I can see him reuniting with his sister and then, hitting on Lyanna just for the laughs. http://www.pinterest.com/pin/207236020326677226/ Here it is. Why is Ned Stark hugging Syrio Forel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 On that note, how do you imagine Ned felt, seeing Cat and Robb after the RW, and then 3 days later... 3 days after the RW, Ned was suddenly surprised to find that his partner in the bedroom suddenly changed into Beric Dondarrion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Howell Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Oberyn. I can see him reuniting with his sister and then, hitting on Lyanna just for the laughs. Why is Ned Stark hugging Syrio Forel? That's supposed to Robb, I think. At least it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Aerys says "that's my girl!" as he watches the mass crucifixion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowKnight Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 "I told you, Syrio Forel is here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Lannister Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Rhaegar ask Elia if the baby switch story is true as they watch Aegon and Tyrion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioBigalowTyroshiGigolo Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 This is the worst, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Urgandy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 3 days after the RW, Ned was suddenly surprised to find that his partner in the bedroom suddenly changed into Beric Dondarrion. Well Beric's already kissed the wife, might as well go for the double, and beyond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AryaNymeriaVisenya Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Robert Captain's good ship Gendrya. He's jealous of all their fun 'adventures' on the kingsroad. Lucky kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickeen Stark Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Lady kills Ned.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Howell Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Lady kills Ned.. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire of House Thorpe Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Rhaegar and Ned have a long chat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ours if the Fury Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Ned Stark - "What the fuck happened" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNinjaDC Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 And I imagine Arthur Dayne, Oswell Whent, and Gerold Hightower probably is wondering why their rightful king, Jon, is freezing his ass off on the Wall when he should be on the Iron Throne. "You promised US Ned!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Snake No. 9 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Imagine an afterlife Thanksgiving for the last three generations of Starks: Brandon to Lyanna: "What do you mean, you weren't kidnapped! You couldn't have left me a note?" Rickard to Brandon: "What is it about the phrase 'the Mad King,' that you didn't understand?" Catelyn to Eddard: "By the seven, you trusted that evil ***** Cersei to go quietly into exile, but you didn't trust me enough to tell me about Jon's mother?" Eddard to Catelyn: "Don't talk to me about Cersei! Look what your buddy Littlefinger got up to, right after he held a dagger to my throat!" Catelyn to Lyanna: "Slut." Lyanna to Catelyn: "Bitch." Don Corleone to Robb: "So I told my son. Michael: 'Barzini will move against you first. He'll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. And at that meeting, you'll be assassinated.'" Robb to Don Corleone: "Sheesh. Where were you when I needed you?" Eddard to Catelyn: "Your daughter Sansa doesn't have the courage that the Gods gave a goose." Catelyn to Eddard: "Well your daughter Arya is not only a stone-cold killer, she has a potty mouth and can't even comb her own damn hair! 'Camel cunt,' I swear no Tully has EVER said 'camel cunt.'" She must have gotten that from your side of the family. Although . . . hmmmmm . . . stone-cold killer . . . yeah . . . maybe the kid has an idea . . . " Greywind to Lady: "OMG, what the hell is wrong with our humans? We growl, we yowl, we howl, and they just won't LISTEN!" Lady to Greywind: "At least your human didn't trade you in for some lousy Hound. Could you pass me the platter of Lannister please?" Jon to family: "Don't mind me, I just dropped in for dessert . . . MOM?" and so forth . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the conquoring bastard25 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Sand Snake I think I love you, that was the funniest shit. Mom? and you trusted that witch Cersi lannister and the argument between Lyanna and Cat perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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