assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Since we seem to be having some fun on here tonight. :P This is not "theories you disagree with." This is "theories that are so nutty you just have to ask, 'How?'" Off the top of my head: Rhaegar is Mance. Mance is Rhaegar.Asha Greyjoy is a man.Euron is skinchanging (?) into the Dusky Woman and having sex with Victarion.Howland Reed took Lyanna and Rhaegar's baby beyond the Wall, Styr adopted him and he's actually Sigorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 there can only be one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelcan Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Ned and Robert were lovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twenty of House Goodmen Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Euron is skinchanging (?) into the Dusky Woman and having sex with Victarion.Wait...what? This is a theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contemplative Brother Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Hodor raped Catelyn. Rickon is their child. That's why Rickon seems kind of dumb. I actually saw this on a thread once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 there can only be one Oh my God how'd I forget that one. Wait...what? This is a theory? Yes. Not that the Dusky Woman is a Euron informant (that, I think, is a very fair conclusion). But that Euron is the Dusky Woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxkim Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 why would Asha Greyjoy be a man lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Hodor raped Catelyn. Rickon is their child. That's why Rickon seems kind of dumb. I actually saw this on a thread once. Maester Hodor's theory, if I'm not mistaken. And the craziest theory I've seen is "Asha is a man"... only, she wasn't just a man, she was Rodrik Greyjoy, who had somehow magically survive the Second Greyjoy Rebellion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FittleLinger Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Wait...what? This is a theory? Man, you haven't lived to the fullest if you've never heard of the theory that Euron is glamouring himself to be screwed by his brother. Another one I heard recently was that The Yellow Whale is Wyman Manderly. I don't know how or why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaleTheGuard Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Nedbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord summers Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 All of the above :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boarsbane Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 A dragon is sleeping beneath Winterfell and is the source of its warm water springs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I actually enjoy contributing to such theories from time to time. But for theories I have not actively contributed to, Benjen=Daario has to be up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 I actually enjoy contributing to such theories from time to time. But for theories I have not actively contributed to, Benjen=Daario has to be up there. Oh god that reminds me: Daario and Jaqen are the same guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contemplative Brother Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 A dragon is sleeping beneath Winterfell and is the source of its warm water springs. Oh! I actually really like that one! I want that to be true . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajk Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Oh god that reminds me: Daario and Jaqen are the same guy. Daario, Benjen, Jaqen and Syrio went beyond the wall...he was killed. Actually that reminds me of Tycho Nestoris=Arya http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/101581-tycho-nestoris-is-arya/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 Oh! I actually really like that one! I want that to be true . . . Same, sort of. Like I know it's completely nuts but I still like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelcan Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Actually all of those theories are true and the same guy is also Zaeed Massani Everyone always dies, but him, he's the only one to make it out alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contemplative Brother Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Same, sort of. Like I know it's completely nuts but I still like it. I like it because it's insane but sort of harmless. It sounds like a story Old Nan would have told the Stark children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gneisenau Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 What about Varys is actually a women and is Illyrio's wife with fAegon being their kid ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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