The Dragon has three heads Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 The sad part about this complete waste of time and film is that alfies performance won't get the props it desveres. So, Props Alfie.However director/writers/editiors. FUCKING WHAT.And not for some of the very stupid(you've read em) reasons for people nit picking but the sheer waste of budget and time the fight scene was in general.The bath scene was more than adequate to show how broken he is. Yaras crew could have staked the dreadfort out and having realised theon had left, shadowed them and perhaps ambushed them and then you can have theon actually escaping back to Ramsay and it not seem half as contrived as this did. Call me crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'll pay the iron price Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Personally I think the Lady Hornwood angle would have been a better use of screen timeBut HBO needed something for Yara to do. Ramsay abducts Lady Hornwood who is appalled at Ramsays behaviour to get his hands on her lands.She is speechless when she see's Reek.Miranda is jealous - Ramsay locks Hornwood in the Tower to rotBut that would have required hiring an actress to play Hornwood and left Yara with nothing to do this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 That would of been a good idea... They could of shown Yarra at the Kingsmotte or trying to take the north...I hope she gets more than her average 3 minutes per season the actress that plays her is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Especially since that is something Ironborn reavers should have some experience with. They have proably done it a hundred times before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastard of the Dreadfort Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 RamsayHow fast can you run? *fumbles with keys* ...How fast... Can... Godammit... Ah! Here we go! *Eh hem* As I was saying, how fast can you...? *Looks down and sees ax in chest * YaraHow fast can you monologue? Yara knocks out Theon, as the remaining Ironborn kill the remaining Boltons and they all return to their ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Yara How fast can you monologue? :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'll pay the iron price Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 If Yara's men had dragged Theon to the boat and taken him back to Pyke - Balon would have taken one look at him and thrown him into the sea himself!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 If Yara's men had dragged Theon to the boat and taken him back to Pyke - Balon would have taken one look at him and thrown him into the sea himself!!! And Balon is an expert on the field of falling into the sea. So much wasted potential D&D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 He could of lived at the ten tours they may have named one in his honour the 'eunuch tower' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormland's Fury Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 He could of lived at the ten tours they may have named one in his honour the 'eunuch tower' A tower is phallic in nature so it would be a double entendre. But you got a point, Yara was sailing for months to rescue him no matter what they did to him, so she clearly cared about him as a person not for political reasons. He was weak like hell when they found him, so just drag him off. No one said he has to be a Greyjoy heir she could tuck him away with his mother or something, she certainly would be happy. Now the Ironborn wouldn't have too much respect for their "eunuch prince" except that the best Ironborn clearly followed her to rescue Theon in the first place after knowing what exactly they're going to rescue, so it's not like they think he should die or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The brown snake Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I think she knew he would never be the greyjoy heir... he cant produce heirs unless he had bastards already around and Balon legitimised them... She just loves her baby brother and she knows the iron born will never follow him due to all those yrs with the starks but it doesn't mean she will just leave with Boltons. I am sure 'Uncle Reader' wouldn't mind another person at the ten towers. And their mother (if she remembered him) would be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadwood Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Yara just had a really great interview on Thronecast.They had to take the real axe of her. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadwood Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Pay Our Debts Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/QCW0tSK.jpg LMFAO. That is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Pay Our Debts Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 http://doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.tumblr.com/post/85565394415 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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