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Theories that are just ridiculous.

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I know every one of us has his own crackpot theory that just sounds absurd to the other readers. So why don't we list all of the theories that we think are just ridiculous and totally off track? It'll be a good way to let off some steam and yell out our frustrations xD


(man, I already know that with this thread I'm going to make so many new friends ahahah)



Let's see... My list is:



-Benjen Stark is Daario Naharis (just hilarious)


-Theon Greyjoy is Azhor Azhai (it is known)


-Penny is Tyrion's daughter


-The High Sparrow is Howland Reed


-Varys is a Targaryen (is it really just beacause he's bald and Egg used to shave his head? xD)


-Tyrion is a Targaryen (even tough I gotta admit this one is not really THAT ridiculous)


-Arthur Dayne is alive (in a world like ASoIaF? I really don't think so)


-Euron is Gerrion Lannister (C'mon people...Seriously?)


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Keven came from Tywin's soul


Selmy is jon's dad


Shireen is Tyrion's daughter


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Also the Mance is Rhaegar, I mean really, Bob wouldn't have noticed, nor Ned since Mance said he visited WF while younger nor would've Mormont smh

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That Pod is the son of Benjen Stark


Cersei clone Jaimie


Tommen is Stannis' son

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I've been visiting the forum for a while now, but only registered a couple of days ago.


I read ridiculous stuff every day, I don't even know where to start!


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Oh I remembered a reeeeeeally ridiculous one :lol:


Varys is Serra,Illyrio's wife and Aegon's mother


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I know every one of us has his own crackpot theory that just sounds absurd to the other readers. So why don't we list all of the theories that we think are just ridiculous and totally off track? It'll be a good way to let off some steam and yell out our frustrations xD

(man, I already know that with this thread I'm going to make so many new friends ahahah)

Let's see... My list is:

-Benjen Stark is Daario Naharis (just hilarious)

-Theon Greyjoy is Azhor Azhai (it is known)

-Penny is Tyrion's daughter

-The High Sparrow is Howland Reed

-Varys is a Targaryen (is it really just beacause he's bald and Egg used to shave his head? xD)

-Tyrion is a Targaryen (even tough I gotta admit this one is not really THAT ridiculous)

-Arthur Dayne is alive (in a world like ASoIaF? I really don't think so)

-Euron is Gerrion Lannister (C'mon people...Seriously?)

Agreed with all of the bolded. There's actually some basis to the idea that Varys has some Targ blood.

Keven came from Tywin's soul

Selmy is jon's dad

Shireen is Tyrion's daughter

I've never heard any of these, but you're right, they are ridiculous!

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Mel is Selyse alt personality in a form of a another person



I have odd friend


I get the theory from them


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My personal favorite is "sweet = bad" but only when it applies to Daenerys. The defensive mechanisms that inflict Daenerys detractors are by turns fascinating, annoying and even entertaining; sometimes all three.


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I read ridiculous stuff every day, I don't even know where to start!

Same. There's a list of theories thread around here somewhere. I find most of them to be ridiculous.

But I understand why we make up these theories. Every now and then, one rings true. I suppose that makes the 90 ridiculous ones worthwhile.

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That Patchface was sent to protect Shireen from danger


Shitmouth is Azor


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That Ramsey is possessed by a unneuter male dog


Torrmund is an umber

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Just seen one tonight about Roose being an immortal vampire based on him eating a prune,oh please we need the next book.

The Mance is Rheagar really bugs me.

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That Shireen will become a warewolf because it in her blood


Another one is Shireen becoming a waredragon which a dragon version of a ware wolf


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Mance is Rhaegar takes the cake. Although Meera is a child of R+L is pretty nutty.


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