The Onion Sleight Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Roose Bolton will wear "Jon's skin" and save the world as LC of the Night's Watch and become King In the North. My personal crackpot theory. Is there a link to this^? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 My Ultra Crackpot: Daario Naharis' secret identity as Daario Naharis, Blackfyre descendant. This is a back up for the possibility that Aegon is actually Rhaegar and Elia's son, because we have to have at least one Blackfyre in the story. ETA: I also came up with Val as Night's Queen 2.0; BtB as LH, and NK; NK & NQ as Romeo & Juliet. Oh, and there's my Wighting Theory. I really liked Darkstar as the real Viserys. Not possible, but it would have been awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kinkslayer Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Bran the warg is simultaneously the builder, the burner, the hung, the ship wright and the blue eyed giant.Tormund is Maege Mormont's paramourThe well known emo prince became the weeper.Ned promised Lyanna to avenge Rhaegar, that's why he ended up causing Robert's death. Beyond the lands of always winter lays the most terrible and evil place in the whole planetos: the Isle of NunclesAzor Ahai was a man from Yiti that led a genocidal campaign against the cities of the bloodless men.The wall is made of blood, the blood of the others. Dornishmen are werewolves (they say, don't drink with Dornishmen when the moon is full)The Bite is to the east of the Neck because of the Boltons.Dolorous Edd will become the 999th commander of the night's watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Flandrensis Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 1. Roose is a vampire 2. Varys is really a women and fAegon is the child of varys and illyrio These are the 2 that make me smile the most! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Of Thrones Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 My really really real crackpot:Daario Naharis is just Daario Naharis, a morally bankrupt Tyroshi sellsword, and that's all he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danelle Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I have a crackpot theory that Melara was Cersei's imaginary friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Bran Stark and Willas Tyrell are the same person, Brandon Snow. Brandon Snow also happens to be the bastard son of Olenna Tyrell and Ned Stark. I simply couldn't breathe after this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I have a crackpot theory that Melara was Cersei's imaginary friend. That's cool. Maggy was talking to Cersei's imaginary friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Bran Stark and Willas Tyrell are the same person, Brandon Snow. Brandon Snow also happens to be the bastard son of Olenna Tyrell and Ned Stark. I simply couldn't breathe after this one. Aaah I came to post this... This and "Varys is a woman" are my favorite :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldwater Stone Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Lyn Corbray and Blackfish :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amethyst Empress Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Lyn Corbray and Blackfish :love: That's a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokymok Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Mance = Rhaegar theory is just hilarious but I read twice I think that Qhorin Halfhand = Arthur Dayne . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggs92 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/113997-daario-is-young-griffs-mother/page-5#entry6029900Daario is aegons motherI didnt write it but I saw it and had to post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya Weinergaryen Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I have a crackpot theory that Melara was Cersei's imaginary friend. Huh, that's interesting. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 My really really real crackpot: Daario Naharis is just Daario Naharis, a morally bankrupt Tyroshi sellsword, and that's all he is. Really crackpot there. GRRM said something about there being more to Daario, so I don't think he gets to be just Daario. Poor guy. Oh the sad, sad life of a sellsword (who gets lots of booty, of both varieties). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldwater Stone Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 That's a thing?I just made it up. Not crackpot enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Flandrensis Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 The Bite is to the east of the Neck because of the Boltons. :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Crackpot: Robert actually had sex with Lyanna but he doesn't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Tell Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Every single non point of view character is Jaqen H'ghar ( I guess that's not really crackpot. It's been established.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To Tell Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Roose Bolton is actually Vladimir Putin (or more accurately Vladimir Bolton and will become the King in the North and PwwP when he saves weak Westerosi Capitalist peasants from their skin. Now that you've read this, you can never unread it and whenever Bolton speaks ( in either the books or the show) you'll have to dub a Russian accent over it. Seriously just picture Putin as Roose Bolton there's virtually no difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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