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Malik Ambar

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Aaah I came to post this...

This and "Varys is a woman" are my favorite :lmao:

Oh yeah, Varys is a woman is another one that kills me every single time I think about it. Or Varys is Rhaegar...generally, identity theories are the best. Followed very closely by warging theories. Have to stop typing so I can laugh now

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-Aurane Waters is a Blackfyre...making him half Targaryen--half Velaryon. That was Aegon the Conquerer's make-up if I'm not mistaken.



-The Velaryon blood is just as important as Targ blood for controlling dragons. Aurane is a major player in the Patchface prophesies.



-Euron is in cahoots with Bloodraven.



-Somehow the Manderly's, Aurane and Euron join forces and end up ruling the realm killing basically everyone.



-Three heads: Aurane, Euron, & Bran



-Dany & Aegon join but are defeated by these guys. Jon stays dead.



yea...makes absolutely no sense haha


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Ned Dayne is the Real Aegon VI.

Daario is the Real Aegon VI.

Samwell Tarly is the Real Aegon VI.

Selysandre

LesQuaithe

NedBert (so bad it's good)

Varys is a Woman/Joffreys mother/Aegons mother/Serra (also so bad it's good)

Varys has a Penis

Tyrion is Penny's father

RobbWind

Benjen is Aurane Waters father

Jorah is AAR

Theon is the Winterfell murderer

Barristan poisoned the locusts

Jons father is Ned and Rhaegar, Ned warged Rhaegar and fucked Lyanna

Rhaegar Rayder/Mance Targaryen

Any and every Hodor theory

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