Chaldanya Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I really shouldn't read this thread all the horror of the six books i made myself read come flooding back (especially the fucking goat and the useless witch that was with it...). I don't think I have enough moral celery to appreciate the lessons that are being taught - what would I have to do, do you think? Grow a Yeard? N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I really shouldn't read this thread all the horror of the six books i made myself read come flooding back (especially the fucking goat and the useless witch that was with it...). I don't think I have enough moral celery to appreciate the lessons that are being taught - what would I have to do, do you think? Grow a Yeard? N Grow a yeard and eat moral celery. That is the key. Do that, and you will be murdering hippie protesters in no time. Silly hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad King Billy Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Oh gods! I've been too lazy to shave in days, and now I've got a yeard!!! Someone get me holy water ASAP!!! *hyperventilates* ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zadok Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I know we're not supposed to really talk about mystar in these threads, but man, the discussion page on Goodkind's wikipedia is really something else. If anyone enjoys watching mystar get verbally beat down by other wiki editors(and absurdly keep accusing Werthead of being a random guy that disagrees with him) I'd advise you to check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I know we're not supposed to really talk about mystar in these threads, but man, the discussion page on Goodkind's wikipedia is really something else. If anyone enjoys watching mystar get verbally beat down by other wiki editors(and absurdly keep accusing Werthead of being a random guy that disagrees with him) I'd advise you to check it out. Can you provide a link to this discussion page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zadok Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Can you provide a link to this discussion page? Here you go. The page is quite long, but it really starts to get good at the "Mediation" section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I know that Shaolin are Chinese, but they're still buddhists, aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco the Lizard Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Since the Wiki War has been brought up, I figure I might link you to the Wiki War Wank Report. The Wiki War summed up neatly with all the crazyness in one tidy report! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eurytus Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Since the Wiki War has been brought up, I figure I might link you to the Wiki War Wank Report. The Wiki War summed up neatly with all the crazyness in one tidy report! There is one superb comment on that page. Namely this one. Goodkind was the inspiration for Garth Marengi, wasn't he? For anyone who has seen Dark Place in the UK this comment is so right on the money its frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Wineskin Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I rest my case. Doesn't that require making a case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Since the Wiki War has been brought up, I figure I might link you to the Wiki War Wank Report. The Wiki War summed up neatly with all the crazyness in one tidy report! they reference this thread in the comments. how awesome, we've become something of a beacon in Terry sporking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Here you go. The page is quite long, but it really starts to get good at the "Mediation" section. What did you guys do to the Wiki page that when I try to bring it up here at work the firewall blocks it like it's porn??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I really shouldn't read this thread all the horror of the six books i made myself read come flooding back (especially the fucking goat and the useless witch that was with it...). I don't think I have enough moral celery to appreciate the lessons that are being taught - what would I have to do, do you think? Grow a Yeard? N eat moral carrots, too. Also, paint yourself white and run naked through Bath the next time you visit Fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I really shouldn't read this thread all the horror of the six books i made myself read come flooding back (especially the fucking goat and the useless witch that was with it...). I don't think I have enough moral celery to appreciate the lessons that are being taught - what would I have to do, do you think? Grow a Yeard? N That would help, I believe. Yeard first, lobotomy second, then you can enjoy the books. First Barry and now the Chal have been seduced to the Goodkind threads. These threads are in danger of becoming a kind of huge supermassive black hole and sucking the entire board into them. Run whilst you can! I haven't read through all the comments, but there are some gems of wanky stuff on the Westeros.org boards. The 11th thread of Goodkind bashing. It's genius, there's a Quote of the Day from one of his books, and they're all BOUND to make you go WTF. This makes me fell all warm inside. Or is that the moral celery repeating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Indeed. Bashing TG here is the equivalent of sitting ten miles behind your lines firing off artillery shells, whilst I'm more of the SAS operating behind enemy lines Or something. We should give you and MM medals for this. Any day now Tibetan refugees will be sneaking into China to slaughter the people, burn down their cities and salt their fields. Somehow this will only take a couple weeks to accomplish. But wait, doesn't TG despise the Dalai Lama? What did you guys do to the Wiki page that when I try to bring it up here at work the firewall blocks it like it's porn??? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco the Lizard Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 For anyone who has seen Dark Place in the UK this comment is so right on the money its frightening. As someone who hasn't, would you care to elaborate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 As someone who hasn't, would you care to elaborate? Christ. Describing this seriously disturbed (but somewhat amusing) programme is beyond the capability of any sane person. That said I found a good summary here. In spite of the programme's obvious flaws — wooden acting, cringeworthy scripts and amazingly poor special effects, to name but three — both Marenghi and Learner still regard the series as a masterpiece. But nobody else does. Sound familiar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsnake Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Haha, the 'atrocities' section at Richard's page was deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 WTF is this "manor" business? Once, it's a typo. Twice, you're careless. Three times, you're just not paying attention. Consistently wrong? You get a failing grade for TOEFL. Every time I see that word used incorrectly it's like a nail-on-chalkboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viserys' Ghost Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Hey, can we have the QOTD be the scene where Richard kills the little princess? I've heard that that's where Goodkind supposedly reaches the depths of disgusting-ness. I've never read these novels, and when I heard that was in one of them... ewww. I'm so glad I never spent good money on those things. Oh... BTW, hello to all you fellow GRRM fans out there! Glad to know there's a place where I can discuss good fantasy literature with smart people! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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