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Just appreciation thread for Maekar, the king who's life sucked. From his two eldest dying the most shameful way possible, mistakenly killing his brother, his third son being forced by his dad to the maesters, and death by giant rock, his was the most sh*tty of Targ reigns.


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Meakar was a capable soldier and leader as he proved to be in the Blackfyre rebellion of Daemon Blackfyre. However, he seems to have possibly deposed and imprisoned (not yet confirmed) Bloodraven, his uncle who did just as much to defeat Daemon Blackfyre and secure "his", Meakar's line from his father through him and down. Meakar strikes me as a "backstabber" but he also had enough sense as a father to realize that Dunk would be a good role model for his son Aegon. He could have been worse and insane but overall a better than average Targ bordering on "very good" as a quality mark of his reign.


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Not ever, Rickon as now is a surprising lucky Stark



Dad- Survived the most epic war ever, confronting the most epic knight ever. Get killed by the most asshole kid of ASOIAF history


Mother- Go to marriage of the first son, killed, Dead, angry Zombie


Uncle- Brother of the cockblock club, Disappeared on mission somewhere in Siberia


Robb- Dead at his own marriage, his direwolf dead too


Jon- He's a bastard, go take lifelong cockblock vows, he know nothing, girlfriend dead, multiple stabbed Julius Caesar style


Sansa- Promised to marry the King, end up he's biggest evil douchebag of the universe, forced to marry Tyrion, end up with Creepy Baelish, Direwolf dead


Arya- Turned sociopath killer wannabe, end up in a cult of crazy assassins, Direwolf lost and turned sociopath too


Bran- See sex once, get thrown from a tower, paralyzed for life



Rickon- Summer camp holydays on a island with his babysitter, direwolf still alive. FUCK YEAH!


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Not ever, Rickon as now is a surprising lucky Stark

Dad- Survived the most epic war ever, confronting the most epic knight ever. Get killed by the most asshole kid of ASOIAF history

Mother- Go to marriage of the first son, killed, Dead, angry Zombie

Uncle- Brother of the cockblock club, Disappeared on mission somewhere in Siberia

Robb- Dead at his own marriage, his direwolf dead too

Jon- He's a bastard, go take lifelong cockblock vows, he know nothing, girlfriend dead, multiple stabbed Julius Caesar style

Sansa- Promised to marry the King, end up he's biggest evil douchebag of the universe, forced to marry Tyrion, end up with Creepy Baelish, Direwolf dead

Arya- Turned sociopath killer wannabe, end up in a cult of crazy assassins, Direwolf lost and turned sociopath too

Bran- See sex once, get thrown from a tower, paralyzed for life

Rickon- Summer camp holydays on a island with his babysitter, direwolf still alive. FUCK YEAH!

:lol:

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Not ever, Rickon as now is a surprising lucky Stark

Dad- Survived the most epic war ever, confronting the most epic knight ever. Get killed by the most asshole kid of ASOIAF history

Mother- Go to marriage of the first son, killed, Dead, angry Zombie

Uncle- Brother of the cockblock club, Disappeared on mission somewhere in Siberia

Robb- Dead at his own marriage, his direwolf dead too

Jon- He's a bastard, go take lifelong cockblock vows, he know nothing, girlfriend dead, multiple stabbed Julius Caesar style

Sansa- Promised to marry the King, end up he's biggest evil douchebag of the universe, forced to marry Tyrion, end up with Creepy Baelish, Direwolf dead

Arya- Turned sociopath killer wannabe, end up in a cult of crazy assassins, Direwolf lost and turned sociopath too

Bran- See sex once, get thrown from a tower, paralyzed for life

Rickon- Summer camp holydays on a island with his babysitter, direwolf still alive. FUCK YEAH!

And Unicorns. Rickon might have unicorns : D

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Just appreciation thread for Maekar, the king who's life sucked. From his two eldest dying the most shameful way possible, mistakenly killing his brother, his third son being forced by his dad to the maesters, and death by giant rock, his was the most sh*tty of Targ reigns.

Was it really more shitty than the reigns of Maegor, Daeron I, Aegon IV, Aerys, and late Mad Aerys?

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Not ever, Rickon as now is a surprising lucky Stark

Dad- Survived the most epic war ever, confronting the most epic knight ever. Get killed by the most asshole kid of ASOIAF history

Mother- Go to marriage of the first son, killed, Dead, angry Zombie

Uncle- Brother of the cockblock club, Disappeared on mission somewhere in Siberia

Robb- Dead at his own marriage, his direwolf dead too

Jon- He's a bastard, go take lifelong cockblock vows, he know nothing, girlfriend dead, multiple stabbed Julius Caesar style

Sansa- Promised to marry the King, end up he's biggest evil douchebag of the universe, forced to marry Tyrion, end up with Creepy Baelish, Direwolf dead

Arya- Turned sociopath killer wannabe, end up in a cult of crazy assassins, Direwolf lost and turned sociopath too

Bran- See sex once, get thrown from a tower, paralyzed for life

Rickon- Summer camp holydays on a island with his babysitter, direwolf still alive. FUCK YEAH!

LOL. So true.

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Maekar, the brooder of Summerhall, letting his child son (even if he was the youngest) go with some random hedge knight was one of the most absurd things I've ever seen. I know it was plot-needed. And that it turns out all right. But still, it makes little sense. So that kind of makes him look like a fool in my eyes.


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Just appreciation thread for Maekar, the king who's life sucked. From his two eldest dying the most shameful way possible, mistakenly killing his brother, his third son being forced by his dad to the maesters, and death by giant rock, his was the most sh*tty of Targ reigns.

When did we find out he got crushed by a rock? I don't remember seeing that in the WOIAF excerpts I've read.

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