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Did you really have to sleep with my cousin?

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How do you imagine Robert's reaction to hearing Lyanna bedded Rhaegar?


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How do you imagine Robert's reaction to hearing Lyanna bedded Rhaegar?

AOISJDOAJSDOIJASDJAUSDYAHSIOAJSDPOIAJSIODJAIOSDJIOASJDOAISDJ!!!!!!!

A WHORE I NEED A WHORE TO COPE WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!!

Then, he drank the whore.

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Curse Rhaegar all over again and every single Targaryen wishing he could go back and kill him again for it.

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It took every knight within 50 leagues to stop him from riding down to the wall with his war hammer and smashing it the fook down out of rage.


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He probably fucked boars and hunted whores.



Or is that the other way around?


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He probably fucked boars and hunted whores.

Or is that the other way around?

Or drank whores and fucked wine?

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Probably like a possessive, egotistical douche who hates women.



Or put another way as nearly everyone else has said, whores.


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"Did you really have to sleep with my cousin?"



Pretty much any character could say this to any other character in the books. Westeros is a close knit society.


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I wonder if he ever said anything similar to Loras.


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I thought this was going to be Jaime talking to Cersei.


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I thought this was going to be Jaime talking to Cersei.

Or Tywin to Aerys :shocked:

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Or drank whores and fucked wine?

hahahahahaha!

Well he started a war because of it, I don't think you could get a more extreme reaction than that.

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"Gee, maybe I shouldn't have had that fling with Elia three or four years ago."


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AOISJDOAJSDOIJASDJAUSDYAHSIOAJSDPOIAJSIODJAIOSDJIOASJDOAISDJ!!!!!!!

A WHORE I NEED A WHORE TO COPE WITH MY FEELINGS!!!!!

Then, he drank the whore.

....then he drank the whore.

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Dear Mr. Martin,



If you ever get around to writing an RR prequel, please, please, please have Robert be having sex with the random girl of the week when he hears Lyanna has gone with Rhaegar. And please make it clear that he's a hypocrite totally lacking in any kind of self awareness.



I will bake you a pie. I will bake you a pie for each of Robert's bastards.



Julia Martell


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Dear Mr. Martin,

If you ever get around to writing an RR prequel, please, please, please have Robert be having sex with the random girl of the week when he hears Lyanna has gone with Rhaegar. And please make it clear that he's a hypocrite totally lacking in any kind of self awareness.

I will bake you a pie. I will bake you a pie for each of Robert's bastards.

Julia Martell

:lol:

"HURRY UP, WOMAN! I NEED TO GO RESCUE THE WOMAN I LOVE!!!".

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I believe that Robert always told himself that Lyanna was kidnapped. I've always thought that Lyanna went willingly, because she preferred being Rhaegar's mistress to Robert's lady wife.


I don't know that I could prove that Lyanna went willingly, but I could definitely defend this. Robert's Rebellion was going to happen anyway. Lyanna's disappearance gave a romantic rationalization to a power grab that was already many years in the planning.


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