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Goodkind 54: How to Revive a Dead Dick

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Thanks to DF for the title.



Remember the rules:



1) People are stupid



2) Do not feed the Yeard (or do, I don't care)



3) Deserve victory



4) Don't go picking fights on Goodkind boards (which would be hard anyway, since they don't exist anymore)



5) There have always been those who hate, and there always will be (that would be us)



Have fun and play nice!




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Good God I laughed so hard when I read the topic title I scared the cats.

Edited by Darth Richard II

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I love that the Goodkind threads have outlasted all the actual Tairy fansites :lol:

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a dick that's dead may never die, but rises again harder and namblier?

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While it's hard to keep a good dick down, it's proving to be even harder to keep a dead one dead. Or something.


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So.. how DO you revive a dead Dick?


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I'm not sure you can revive one, but you can keep flogging it for years after it's stopped being productive.

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I'm not sure you can revive one, but you can keep flogging it for years after it's stopped being productive.

unconquerable hot beef, indomitable erection.

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I'm not sure you can revive one, but you can keep flogging it for years after it's stopped being productive.

Yes, the meat must be tenderized fully.

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This is why they took away our like button. We would have broke the forum with this thread.

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a dick that's dead may never die, but rises again harder and namblier?

Someone get this marketing idea to the people at Cialis!

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a dick that's dead may never die, but rises again harder and namblier?

Who among us can honestly say that they wouldn't like more barbs on their cock?

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I love that the Goodkind threads have outlasted all the actual Tairy fansites :lol:

Well, what would they talk about? "Hey guys remember when Tairy got butthurt cause no one bought his crap any more and killed everyone off after unsuccessfully trying to rip off game of thrones?"

Edited by Darth Richard II

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unconquerable hot beef, indomitable erection.

The secret of namble!

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The secret of namble!

Is that the one with the talking mice and rats?

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Is that the one with the talking mice and rats?

I propose a series of Bluth film titles... Yeardified.

Let's see...

Richard AE

C**k-a-Doodle

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So when did Terry start ripping GOT? I only made it through two chapters of Wizard's First Rule before I quit the series.


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Namble cock is the source of all magic, or at least dick revival magic. This is known.



There has to be a Wizard's rule for this, right?


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Namble cock is the source of all magic, or at least dick revival magic. This is known.

There has to be a Wizard's rule for this, right?

Indeed. In fact you could say a Wizard's first rule.

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