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ASOIAF EG XXXII - All You're Getting For Christmas Is...


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I, your Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, have heard the cries of my people for their Christmas Gifts and am here to host the 32nd Elimination Game: All You're Getting for Christmas This Year In Westeros is....

Unfortunately, my Christmas Cheer is in short supply this year due to GRRM tWOW announcement prank. Therefore the presents on this list are not very desirable.

You will vote for your LEAST FAVORITE or THE WORST GIFT on the list. Vote for the present you would give to your greatest enemy, most hate to receive yourself, or simply the one that you think best fits the theme of the game. i.e. Don't vote for boiled leather because it's the most benign choice so you wouldn't mind it, vote for it because going into battle with boiled leather armor would suck.

In each round, you are allowed to "heal" one option and "hurt" another. For example:

1. White Walker 5

2. Wildling 5

Hurt White Walker

Heal Wildling

1. White Walker 4-

2. Wildling 6+

Rules and restrictions

1. Every battle starts with 5 HP (health points).
2. You can only vote once every 10 attack posts (9 between your first and last) OR once every two hours.
3. A cap of 25 HP will be imposed upon the last 5 items standing. Once this cap is in effect, you can choose to hurt one option without healing another, as long as at least one of the remaining choices is at the 25 point maximum.
4. If you spot any errors during the game, please correct them and include where you saw the error happen.
5. The game starts with 150 HP total and should stay that way until the last 5 deaths standing.
6. Please note who you're healing/hurting with +/- signs.
7. Declare what you are hurting and what you are healing.

Please post your vote first and then edit in the score, this way you will see who has voted before you. This helps to prevent ninjas. :ninja:

Illegitimate votes: If someone votes too early (less than 9 votes between their votes, and less than two hours their vote will not be counted and they will have to vote again.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

All You're Getting For Christmas This Year in Westeros Is:

1. Snow 5

2. A Pink Letter 5

3. A white horse 5

4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 5

5. Warged 5

6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5

7. Your son's dick in a Box 5

8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5

9. A crown of molten gold 5

10. A bag full of your own fingers 5

11. Strangler spiked wine 5

12. Your father's head on a spike 5

13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5

14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 5

15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5

16. Sent to the Wall 5

17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 5

18. A trip through the Moon Door 5

19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5

20. Boiled Leather 5

21. Frey Pie 5

22. Singer’s Stew 5

23. Leeches 5

24. Facial scarring 5

25. Sold into slavery 5

26. Burned 5

27. Crippled 5

28. Decapitated 5

29. Hanged 5

30. The Iron Throne 5

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1. Snow 6+


2. A Pink Letter 5



3. A white horse 5


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 5


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4-


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 5


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5


16. Sent to the Wall 5


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 5


18. A trip through the Moon Door 5


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 5


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 5


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 5


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1. Snow 6


2. A Pink Letter 5



3. A white horse 5


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 5


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 5


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5


16. Sent to the Wall 5


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins +6


18. A trip through the Moon Door 5


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 5


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 5


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne -4



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1. Snow 6


2. A Pink Letter 5


3. A white horse 5


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 5


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 5


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5


16. Sent to the Wall 5


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7+


18. A trip through the Moon Door 5


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 5


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 4-


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4


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Heal 4, Hurt 23



1. Snow 6


2. A Pink Letter 5


3. A white horse 5


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6+


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 5


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5


16. Sent to the Wall 5


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 5


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 5


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 3-


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4

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1. Snow 6


2. A Pink Letter 5


3. A white horse 5


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 5


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5


16. Sent to the Wall 4-


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 5


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 6+


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 3


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4


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Oops, forgot about the 9 post between rule.

Actually, if you can also vote again if you've posted more than 2 hours ago.

1. Snow 6

2. A Pink Letter 5

3. A white horse 5

4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6

5. Warged 5

6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5

7. Your son's dick in a Box 4

8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5

9. A crown of molten gold 5

10. A bag full of your own fingers 5

11. Strangler spiked wine 5

12. Your father's head on a spike 5

13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5

14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 5

15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5

16. Sent to the Wall 4

17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7

18. A trip through the Moon Door 5

19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5

20. Boiled Leather 5

21. Frey Pie 7+

22. Singer’s Stew 5

23. Leeches 2-

24. Facial scarring 5

25. Sold into slavery 5

26. Burned 5

27. Crippled 5

28. Decapitated 5

29. Hanged 5

30. The Iron Throne 4

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1. Snow 6


2. A Pink Letter 5


3. A white horse 4-


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 6+


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 5


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 5


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 2


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4



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Ohhhh, I didn't see that hahaha, here I go then...



1. Snow 6


2. A Pink Letter 5


3. A white horse 4


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 6


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 5


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door +6


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services -4


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 2


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4


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interesting way with the topic. these all would be quite shitty to get for xmas. lol



1. Snow 6


2. A Pink Letter 5


3. A white horse 4


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 6


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6+


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 6


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 1-


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4


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1. Snow 7+


2. A Pink Letter 5



3. A white horse 4


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 5


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 6


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 6


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


23. Leeches 0-


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4


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1. Snow 7


2. A Pink Letter 5



3. A white horse 4


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 4-


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 5


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 7+


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 6


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4


20. Boiled Leather 5


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4





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1. Snow 7


2. A Pink Letter 5



3. A white horse 4


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 4


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 6 +


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 5


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 7


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 6


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4


20. Boiled Leather 4 -


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4


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1. Snow 8+


2. A Pink Letter 5




3. A white horse 4


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 4


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 6


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 4-


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 7


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 6


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4


20. Boiled Leather 4


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


24. Facial scarring 5


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4




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1. Snow 8


2. A Pink Letter 5




3. A white horse 4


4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6


5. Warged 5


6. Pregnant with your father's baby 4


7. Your son's dick in a Box 4


8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5


9. A crown of molten gold 6


10. A bag full of your own fingers 5


11. Strangler spiked wine 5


12. Your father's head on a spike 5


13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 4


14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man -6


15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6


16. Sent to the Wall 4


17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7


18. A trip through the Moon Door 6


19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4


20. Boiled Leather 4


21. Frey Pie 7


22. Singer’s Stew 5


24. Facial scarring +6


25. Sold into slavery 5


26. Burned 5


27. Crippled 5


28. Decapitated 5


29. Hanged 5


30. The Iron Throne 4




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Tough choices!

Because I can't decide, I'll echo Ser Blackfyre's choices.

Hurt The Iron Throne
Heal A crown of molten gold

1. Snow 8

2. A Pink Letter 5

3. A white horse 4

4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6

5. Warged 5

6. Pregnant with your father's baby 4

7. Your son's dick in a Box 4

8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5

9. A crown of molten gold 8 ++

10. A bag full of your own fingers 5

11. Strangler spiked wine 5

12. Your father's head on a spike 5

13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 4

14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 6

15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6

16. Sent to the Wall 4

17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7

18. A trip through the Moon Door 6

19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4

20. Boiled Leather 4

21. Frey Pie 7

22. Singer’s Stew 5

24. Facial scarring 6

25. Sold into slavery 5

26. Burned 5

27. Crippled 5

28. Decapitated 5

29. Hanged 5

30. The Iron Throne 2 --

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Heal 15

Hurt 30

Heal 1

Hurt 15

1. Snow 9+

2. A Pink Letter 5

3. A white horse 4

4. Turned into a Wight by an Other 6

5. Warged 5

6. Pregnant with your father's baby 4

7. Your son's dick in a Box 4

8. Tasty (poisoned) locusts 5

9. A crown of molten gold 8

10. A bag full of your own fingers 5

11. Strangler spiked wine 5

12. Your father's head on a spike 5

13. Shadowbaby Death-o-gram 4

14. A “special” coin from a Faceless Man 6

15. A warm sleeping fur made from the skin of your murdered direwolf 6

16. Sent to the Wall 4

17. Invited to the Wedding at the Twins 7

18. A trip through the Moon Door 6

19. One Gold Coin from the Lannisters, for services 4

20. Boiled Leather 4

21. Frey Pie 7

22. Singer’s Stew 5

24. Facial scarring 6

25. Sold into slavery 5

26. Burned 5

27. Crippled 5

28. Decapitated 5

29. Hanged 5

30. The Iron Throne 1-

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