Limerick contest

[mrlukeduke]

There once was a man with no face

Who changed his form, features and race

His gods were of many

So his mission might vary

Water-dancing death's icy embrace

[MyLittleFinger]

There once was a man with no face

Who changed his form, features and race

His gods were of many

So his mission might vary

Water-dancing death's icy embrace

There once was a knight all in white,

Tasked with importance that night,

He challenged the Bravosi,

Killed him real easy,

Now fan boys pray we're not right.

[Light a wight tonight]

The lord of the Eyrie, Jon Arryn

Was widely supposed to be barren

Til he wed Lysa Tully

(Who was secretly sullied)

Young Robert’s now his heir apparent

[Konradsmith]

^There's that meter. :cheers:

[Victarion Chainbreaker]

A lassie both deadly and fair,

With stunningly fire-kissed hair.

She hated black crows,

But loved her Lord Snow,

'Cause he gave her the lord's kiss down there!

[Kikajon]

There was and old man named Craster

his family was a disaster.

He married each daughter

Each boy he did slaughter

And he thought he'd a godly pilaster

[Lord Sapna]

There once was a knight named Hunt

With brienne he fancied a punt

She turned him down

And made him frown

Now he never will get her sweet.........

[Tynned Lannistark]

In the twins lives an old grumpy guy

His descendants can't wait for to die

They set up a nice wedding

with some blood and beheading

and now they are served in a pie

[Kikajon]

There was a young man called Greyjoy

they took his most beloved toy

so he grew very meek

he was then called Reek

now he's most exceedingly coy.

[The Marquis de Leech]

To the North it was quite part and parcel

That the Starks controlled Winterfell castle

Till the ruling young kid

Was deposed by a squid

Now considered a treacherous arsehole.

[RuthBolton]

There once was a fellow called Ned;

the Lannisters chopped off his head.

Said the North "how insulting!"

and went off revolting,

and most of them ended up dead.

[RuthBolton]

There once was a young man called Reek

who lacked teeth and whose dinner said "squeak!"

To his master he pandered

But still got short-handed,

And now, well he's kind of a freak.

[RuthBolton]

There was a young lady named Arya

Whose gender, to her, was a barrier.

Shouted she "I want swords!

Not to marry high lords!"

So she killed all the men who might marry 'er.

[RuthBolton]

There was a Dothraki called Drogo

who went for a Targaryen ho...

She consorted with witches

who poisoned his stitches,

and taught him that he'd picked the wrong beau.

[Kikajon]

Stark family has no love for the twins,

be them towers or sons of Tywin's

first they wanted Bran dead

then a wedding was red

so the family's getting more thin

[Kikajon]

From Volantis to Myr and to Braavos

You won’t find none as good as Ser Davos

Serves a king who’s so stern

That without a concern

On a mission he sent him to Skagos

[Boar Island]

There once was a kraken from Pyke

whose poems nobody liked

He started to rhyme

but realised it was hard,

and quickly gave up.

[The Needleworker]

A young lord named Theon Greyjoy

Was bereft of his favorite toy.

But he still had his tongue,

And the tongue was well-hung,

So he's still Ramsey Bolton's best boy.

[Julia H.]

A grim knight from an island called Bear,

Whose proud Lady was fearsome and fair,

Was bold enough to kiss her

But the Lady said, ”No, Ser,

Yours are kisses a Queen cannot bear.”

[Julia H.]

By a huge northern wall made of ice

Stood a castle infested with mice

When the wives came with Ed

All the rodents there fled

Now it’s full of a different vice