Ned the Living Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 So, I've heard a theory kicked around that Howland Reed is the High Sparrow. I think there's some description that sounds vaguely Reedish like he has green eyes and dirty feet or something. This is not my theory, and I'm not a big fan of it. Does anyone adhere to this belief and can they elucidate? Ned is tots alive, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the Rock Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Both theories are illogical. The only logical theory is that Daario is a time traveling alien from Middle Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 No... just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Tsht. Rhaegar is the High Sparrow, silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercyx Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I thought it was Hot Pie!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Nutella Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Ser Pounce is the high septon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I'm Howland Reed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlines? What Deadlines? Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I'm Howland Reed and so's my wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I am Sporadicus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Beefheart Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 So, I've heard a theory kicked around that Howland Reed is the High Sparrow. I think there's some description that sounds vaguely Reedish like he has green eyes and dirty feet or something. This is not my theory, and I'm not a big fan of it. Does anyone adhere to this belief and can they elucidate?Ned is tots alive, though. No guys, Benjen is totally the High Septon. But when he takes time off, Moon Boy fills in for him. It is known. To be fair, I think Eddard alive being is much, much less silly than the Rhaegar = Mance Rayder stuff that I've seen floating around the net. I don't agree with it, but I can admire your stubbornness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precursor Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 I'm glad I got my password back and returned here. I love how shitty theories are treated here. I mean obviously Tyrion is actually HS. After all if you replace H with T, and S with L you end up with his initials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned the Living Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share Posted March 4, 2015 Man, the High Septon thing isn't even mine. The Internet has gotten a lot meaner in the last fifteen years. I used to go to a Wheel of Time forum and people'd have their theories and everyone would calmly and respectfully talk it through, but here it's like everything is ugly like two gnarled, retired whores arguing over the last tube of vaginal salve and they're spitting the blackened bits of their own rotting teeth at each out in spite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ororo727 Jon Snow Fangirl Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 No. The Reeds worship the Old Gods. Sorry, but, this one doesn't contain any logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreign675 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 OT:I wonder, if this thread was titled 'Is R+L=J? I find this crazier than how Ned is awesomely still alive' , then it was gonna be closed?/OT You asked for elucidations, you can find them here:http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/124850-high-septon-is-howland-reed/?hl=%2Bhowland+%2Breed+%2Bhight+%2Bsepton Draw your own conclusion with your own head, and enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Make Shadowbabies Not War Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Man, the High Septon thing isn't even mine. The Internet has gotten a lot meaner in the last fifteen years. I used to go to a Wheel of Time forum and people'd have their theories and everyone would calmly and respectfully talk it through, but here it's like everything is ugly like two gnarled, retired whores arguing over the last tube of vaginal salve and they're spitting the blackened bits of their own rotting teeth at each out in spite. The Song of Ice and Fire fandom was like that... Once. Ironically, this theory is one that would only work if your Ned theory was true! After all, with Ned dead Howland Reed can't be in King's Landing, he needs to tell Jon about his parents! So yeah, I guess my main reason for agreeing with you about this theory being wrong, is that I disagree that your other theory is correct... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmnomnomPomelo Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 If I'm not mistaken Martin said that Howland Reed will be in the next (6th) book.We met the High Septon before.So for me Howland Reed=/=High Septon.Case is solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humble Maester Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Man, the High Septon thing isn't even mine. The Internet has gotten a lot meaner in the last fifteen years. I used to go to a Wheel of Time forum and people'd have their theories and everyone would calmly and respectfully talk it through, but here it's like everything is ugly like two gnarled, retired whores arguing over the last tube of vaginal salve and they're spitting the blackened bits of their own rotting teeth at each out in spite. I would guess one of the reasons why people treat these complete crack pots as they are treated is because they've been presented about over 9000 times in the last few years. It's bound to get tiring to politely refute the same cracked pot again and again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned the Living Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 No. The Reeds worship the Old Gods. Sorry, but, this one doesn't contain any logic. It has nothing to do with that. The theory is that Howland Reed is more of a sneaky, subversive warrior and he's infiltrating King's Landing and reestablishing the warrior sect of the Sept so he can use their religious fervor as a weapon against Cersei in revenge for Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Fossoway Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Lady is the High Sparrow and Sansa is warging her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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