King17 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I just thought up a little scnerio. Suppose you become pregnant with joffreys child what would you do? Your child would be a bastard not legitimate. Before I get responses saying men can't get pregnant in this scnerio you are a women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guess who's back Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Is the child bastard or legitimate? If legitimate is it the heir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King17 Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 Is the child bastard or legitimate? If legitimate is it the heir? the child would be a bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetiger Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 From what I know men can't become pregnant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King17 Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 From what I know men can't become pregnant... suppose you are a women then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tower of Almond Joy Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'd find the nearest wood witch and drink a gallon moon tea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Abort Joffrey.Abort baby.Abort myself so such foolishness can never happen again. Then my shade takes off and nukes the entire site from orbit, just to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodmane Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Give birth, try to blackmail the queen, die a horrible death at Quiburn's hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nara Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 There is no value in Westeros society for an illegitimate child of Joffrey's, particularly when his brother is a "legitimate" heir. The only person who might value Joffrey's illegitimate child is Cersei, who seemed to genuinely care for the boy. However, she is too risky an ally--she might see the boy as a threat to Tommen's reign or be reminded about Robert's numerous bastards. I would hide the fact that the child is Joffrey's and trick another man into marrying me quickly so I could pass the child off as his. After all, just because Joff is evil doesn't mean his child would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cladinator Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I would drown myself in a vat of moon tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnar of Skagos Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'd go to the doctor because I'm a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Madam Mim Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I would seek an exorcism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Sand Snake Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Drive it up to Skegos, open the carriage door ..... "You're free now, go! Run now lilttle spawn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balerion the kitten Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I would do a daena. Have the bastard, don't tell anyone who the father is, have him grow up as one of the greatest warriors, make sure that he's liked, reveal who the dad is, then claim that joffrey was Roberts son but tommen wasn't, after that I would sit back as my son started a war to sit the iron throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf child blood child Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Well joffrey has a nice sister and brother and a somewhat sane father, and I don't consider myself to be a sadistic prick either so with a bit of luck the child would be a normal person. Still I'd try not to spoil it like cersei or hit it like robert and maybe it would end up halfway decent... And I can always call MTV 'cause I'm sixteen :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerTonyStark Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 First I would seek out advice from Arnold Schwarzenegger (apologies, couldn't resist).Second, sit and drink pen royal tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I am pro choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annarkie Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 First I would seek out advice from Arnold Schwarzenegger (apologies, couldn't resist).Second, sit and drink pen royal tea! LOL, I loved that movie! As the situation could have only come from rape because I wouldn't even touch him with my worst enemy's vagina, I'd kill Joffrey, then abort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wefollowthecomet Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Abort that demon spawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonStark's bastard Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Why would I sleep with Joffery in the first place? Moon Tea. Alot of Moon Tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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