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ASOIAF themed jokes (bad ones more than welcome.)


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Whats Little Fingers favorite instrument? The lyre.



Why didn't Tyrion pay his debt to Jaimie after he found out about Tysha? He was a little short.



Why do septs have 7 sides? Because 4 sided houses of worship are for squares.



Why did Janos Slynt participate in the decapitation of The Ned? He was just trying to get ahead.



What did Lord Manderly say to Hostein Frey at the white wedding? You are what you eat.



What do you call it when one member of the nights watch kills another? Black on black crime.






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