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More Acrophobia Leftovers!

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Titan of Braavos

The traversing foot-islands waver beneath large charge.

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I kind of like that one @Raisin' Bran.

Here's my leftover for the Palace of a Thousand Rooms...

Some idiot designed rooms based circularly. Poor author goes nutty turning every meter. Really!
 

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My leftovers from round 1 of ASOIF dating

Offering rewarding ingenuity. Admittedly short man, active cunnilinguist, seeks kind admirer.

Open? Righteous? Intelligent, admittedly short man, asks constancy, seeks kind admirer. 

Open? Righteous? Ingenue? Admittedly short man asks constancy, seeks kind admirer.

OK. Right. I admittedly strangled my adorable companion, slew kin, and...


 

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Ah, some cunning linguistics there, Castellan. Nicely done!

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Outgoing romantic, impish Adonis, seeking mate - a 'Cersei-Sappho' knockout Amazon!

My thought was that Tyrion thought a lot of himself, always wished he was Jaime, and liked beautiful women. :)

 

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Tyrion leftovers:

 

Overly randy? I aim satisfaction, ma'am! Also cunning, skilled kitchen assistant.

On romance I'm adrift, sad. Make a comfortless swain kiss again!

Oh, ready I am! Small man affords coin. Seeks kissing assistant.

 

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I like the third @Lady Blizzardborn. But if memory serves, I liked your round 1 entry better.

On Invalid Date at 0:11 AM, Castellan said:

My leftovers from round 1 of ASOIF dating

Offering rewarding ingenuity. Admittedly short man, active cunnilinguist, seeks kind admirer.

Open? Righteous? Intelligent, admittedly short man, asks constancy, seeks kind admirer. 

Open? Righteous? Ingenue? Admittedly short man asks constancy, seeks kind admirer.

OK. Right. I admittedly strangled my adorable companion, slew kin, and...

I liked your fourth one, but not what I would expect when he is trying to attract dates.

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Fair Walda:

Covergirl seeks intuitive, naughty, intelligent bae. ~ "Always be adorable."

Can't stand invisibility. Need indulgent beau admiring beauty anon.

Come ser, inspire nymph in beauty's alcove! Bring applejack.

Jon Snow:

Just "every guy" seeking a romantically knowledgeable amor. No yucks.

Junior emo guarantees sexy and romantic kneeling and no yachts.

Junior emo guard. Sexy animal. Robust kisser. Available? Now yours!

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On 11 June 2017 at 7:02 AM, Lady Blizzardborn said:

 

Jon Snow:

Just "every guy" seeking a romantically knowledgeable amor. No yucks.

Junior emo guarantees sexy and romantic kneeling and no yachts.

Junior emo guard. Sexy animal. Robust kisser. Available? Now yours!

That's weird. My first attempts began like this - I couldn't get a second part to them. K was a killer.

Junior emo gently seeks amazon's replacement.

Junior emo gentlemen seeks amorous release.

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Posted (edited)

mMy two for Wanda were:

Crossing starlet is nuptially inclined! Bedding aimed by autumn!

Crossing star is now inviting bids - ancient begetter adieu!

I decided a Frey would be cynical, so I went with the bids one.

My two for Jon were:

Journey's end guy. Seeking a redhead - knowing angel, named Ygritte.

Jammy eclectic guy. Seeking agile redhead, knowing and nubile. You?

I ended up splitting and combining them. Maybe I should have stuck with the first. :)

Edited by Fragile Bird

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I actually like your second Jon one better, FB.

Here are my Mel leftovers:

Light a nightfire; glory waits. Only R'hllorists' offers sorted.

Lonely aphrodite needs gorgeous warrior. Offer roses or sacrifices.

Led astray? No going wrong on R'hllor's omnipotent sexcapades.

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