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So what is HBO's strategy on the Jon Snow question?


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The white walkers storm in Kings Landing. On their way they managed to capture Daenerys Stormborn. Once Kings Landing was captured, the white walkers subjected Daenerys to unimaginable torture, wanting to know where her dragons were so that they could turn them into frost dragons. The dragons would be each soul bound to one white walker captain. The white walkers do not manage to break Daenerys, to give up her dragons, so they decided to (white walker commander quote) "if we cannot break her will, we will break her arsehole". These words being said, one of the white walker commander gets off his horse and orders it to fuck Daenerys right up the Gary. Little did they know, on their way to Kings Landing, the white walkers resurrected John Snow, thus obtaining a vicious ally. Unfortunately for them, John Snow did not fully turn into a white walker, his corpse being undead, but the heart was still running on Targaryen blood. Sensing that Daenerys is being raped, he rushed to Kings Landing.
Once arrived, he told the white walker captains that he would break Daenerys to give up her dragons. The captains agree and let John Snow get to her.  Daenerys is shocked when she sees John being a white walker. John approaches her, makes her stand on her knees, leaning forward. Daenerys being terrified of John as a white walker, not knowing what to expect from him, obeys his commands and fears for the worst. John falls on his knees, stares at her for a long time…..then all of a sudden… he starts feltching on her. John has done it. He has prevented the birth on a white walker-Targaryen-kings-of-dragons' child that would have surely meant death of all mankind.
While John was feltching Daenerys to save her, being in a rush swallowed all the undead sperm. John started to regain his skin tone, and his body to increase it’s temperature to normal human levels. John was reborn as a human again to rule alongside Daenerys….
The end.

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