Taenqyrhae Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 On a re-read, I took greater notice of the section where Aeron is describing his life before he found religion. Of particular note is his ability to urinate great volumes and distances. He used to win bets by betting he could piss out hearth fires, and he said he spent most of his time as a prisoner at Casterly Rock demonstrating his amazing urination abilities to Lannisters. I don't think this is just filler, I think it's foreshadowing. In the same volume (possibly in the same chapter), someone says that another Ironborn is a kinslayer because he spilled the blood of a relative, but when Aeron finds out he drowned he comments "No blood was spilled if he was drowned". Do Ironborn believe in an exception to the kinslaying curse if someone is drowned? If so, I think I can tell where he's going with that. Aeron really hates Euron, Aeron is a godly man and would not spill his brother's blood - but if Aeron thinks drowning Euron would get him around that, I can see how the urination abilities will come back up. Aeron and Euron will be stuck somewhere far from the ocean or water, and Aeron is going to be able to overpower and capture Euron. Euron is going to taunt him about how Aeron would never dare to hurt him and become a kinslayer, and may even bring up the rusty hinge incident to make Euron even angrier. And that's how Aeron will end up drowning Euron by pissing down his throat. Either that, or some Lannister is going to recognize him at some point and say "Hey, you're that Ironborn who can piss out a hearthfire! I used to pay the gaoler at Casterly Rock to come watch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucu Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Aeron will drown one of the dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aryagonnakill#2 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'm going to try and hijack this thread since it is so stupid. Aerons real special ability is his 100% success rate at cpr. Is magic involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxter Redwyne Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 WTF man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigpiginsunspear Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Haha I kept going between "is this guy for real?" and "ok...where is he going with this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taenqyrhae Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'm serious - we have a cool character (air on damp hair is really chilling) who doesn't really do much except hate one of the big villains who happens to be his brother, who spends most of a page describing his ability to urinate unnatural amounts, and who also implies that drowning someone is not kinslaying. It's too much coincidence to not mean anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taenqyrhae Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 Aeron will drown one of the dragons. THIS IS A GOOD ONE. One problem with my idea is that a normal human should be able to produce enough urine to drown someone, if they are held down, so why mention that Aeron can urinate enough to put out a large fire - unless he's going to use that urine power to put out a dragon's flame, possibly permanently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucu Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 THIS IS A GOOD ONE. One problem with my idea is that a normal human should be able to produce enough urine to drown someone, if they are held down, so why mention that Aeron can urinate enough to put out a large fire - unless he's going to use that urine power to put out a dragon's flame, possibly permanently. Qyburn will fuse Aeron and Tormund; neither wildfire nor dragon will stand against the new Westeros Fire Department Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taenqyrhae Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 Qyburn will fuse Aeron and Tormund; neither wildfire nor dragon will stand against the new Westeros Fire Department I think Tormund is exaggerating about his penis but Aeron's magical urination powers are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 "Pisswater prince" comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkstream Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I think Tormund is exaggerating about his penis but Aeron's magical urination powers are real. How dare you doubt Tormund. Shame,shame,shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragondung Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 perhaps he is the promised one who will piss on wildfire and not burn off his prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taenqyrhae Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 I am going to gloat so hard when Euron drowns in Aeron's urine. I bet it will even be connected to Euron's molestation of Aeron. Euron is going to be tied up before Aeron, and Aeron is going to whip it out, and Euron will laugh and say something like "So you think you're going to do to me what I did to you? Put that anywhere near my mouth and I will bite it off" and then Aeron will proceed to drown Euron in urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taenqyrhae Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 Hell, I never even considered how much Euron sounds like urine when I came up with this theory. I think this is more likely than R+L=J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 No. They rise harder and stronger. They don't piss further and longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithras Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Aeron can sail a bot by urinating like a jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taenqyrhae Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share Posted August 25, 2015 No. They rise harder and stronger. They don't piss further and longer. Read AFfC, Aeron has amazing urination abilities. LANNISTERS CAME TO SEE HIM URINATE WHILE HE WAS IMPRISONED BY THEM. This is special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcotron Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 perhaps he is the promised one who will piss on wildfire and not burn off his prickYou mean the Piss That Was Promised.But does his knob have three heads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanïelNorth Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Well when everybody made jokes about Tywin shitting gold nobody thought he would die on the toilet...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucu Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 You mean the Piss That Was Promised. But does his knob have three heads? That is why you don't hire a drunken High Valyrian translator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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