Nas! Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I've tried going bald, cultivating a beer gut, having terrible posture, and growing hair everywhere but my head, but nothing seems to be working. Men and women embarrass themselves to get my attention. Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CityApache Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Try to take a shower less regularly. The effect's guaranteed and will certainly surpass your expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Your nose is probably far too attractive. Remove it at once with a blunt knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Crystal meth is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felguy Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Become a eunuch, the lack of testosterone will probably help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Try to take a shower less regularly. The effect's guaranteed and will certainly surpass your expectations. Doesn't work. Apparently, my b.o. is an attractant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlefingers In The Air Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Adopt an unpopular ideology that makes you uglier to anyone who knows you hold it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Your nose is probably far too attractive. Remove it at once with a blunt knife. My nose is not so great, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Adapt an unpopular ideology that makes you uglier to anyone who knows you hold it. My ideologies are sacred, though. I'm the new Ayn Rand/Rand Al'Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Moff Mithrandir Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Crystal meth is your friend. I second this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Walker Texas Ranger Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 wipe bacon grease on your face. Bonus: you get to eat bacon and gain weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salome the Persian Witch Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Stop employing your sparkling wit, utilizing your glorious brain, and being well-read and interesting. Also, support Stephen Harper for Prime Minister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Stop employing your sparkling wit, utilizing your glorious brain, and being well-read and interesting.Also, support Stephen Harper for Prime Minister. Hey. He wants to be less handsome, not evil, for gosh sakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethB. Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I've tried going bald, cultivating a beer gut, having terrible posture, and growing hair everywhere but my head, but nothing seems to be working. Men and women embarrass themselves to get my attention. Any suggestions? Tell them to participate westeros.org genchat. It will turn anyone too frustrated to care about even for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I can't help you this time buddy. I have never found an off switch for my animal magnetism either.https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB4Q3ywwAGoVChMI3buD7MbjxwIVzTqSCh1-YAGU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8hUyyi3VcVk&usg=AFQjCNFefrcVDFJBY7m5c4SUPxYgbkqQEw&bvm=bv.102022582,d.aWw You could always try to be this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMe90 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Is gen chat turning into clickhole?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Much like getting people to like you less, for some of us it comes as easy as breathing. Just naturals, I suppose. Best of luck though Ps the wiping bacon grease could help, depending on its temperature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMe90 Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I eat raw bacon regularly and people still like me. My two cents on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgambino Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I've found that smearing my corn filled feces all over my teeth works well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I went full on hobo beard. It helped a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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