Mladen Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I've tried going bald, cultivating a beer gut, having terrible posture, and growing hair everywhere but my head, but nothing seems to be working. Men and women embarrass themselves to get my attention. Any suggestions? Show people this post and that will do the trick :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixodes Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Be a cat, all the time. Meow like a cat, groom yourself like a cat (you may need to take up yoga,) and yowl when you do the sexy time like a cat. People may pet you a bit, but most will try not to have sex with you. Let me get this straight: Are you advocating that he implant spines upon his penis, like a cat? And that during coitus these spines traumatize the orifice? Damn, son. That is bold. Although advertising that your penis is spiny may not have the effect my friend desires... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Tell them to participate westeros.org genchat. It will turn anyone too frustrated to care about even for you. Are you hitting on me? That's pretty tasteless, given the O.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 I went full on hobo beard. It helped a lot. I HAVE found that my beard's length is directly related to how attractive I seem to be to others. Short: uncontrollably, medium: good, hobo: less good. The problem is I've been forced to keep it short for work reasons for the last several years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I HAVE found that my beard's length is directly related to how attractive I seem to be to others. Short: uncontrollably, medium: good, hobo: less good. The problem is I've been forced to keep it short for work reasons for the last several years. I have recently gone nicely groomed goatee and mustache. The ladies have been eyeing me like nuts. The more homeless you look the less likely they will be after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I've tried going bald, cultivating a beer gut, having terrible posture, and growing hair everywhere but my head, but nothing seems to be working. Men and women embarrass themselves to get my attention. Any suggestions? Not really. They just do it out of sympathy, nobody really finds you handsome. And no, this post has nothing to do with my inferiority complex or jealousy with regards to you being handsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I have recently gone nicely groomed goatee and mustache. The ladies have been eyeing me like nuts. The more homeless you look the less likely they will be after you. I beg to differ... ... No, no I don't. Sad face emoticon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 get some crablice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Stand next to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Walker Texas Ranger Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I beg to differ... ... No, no I don't. Sad face emoticon Is your avatar Donald Trump with Tommy Wiseau's hair? If so, then how could you possibly be qualified to give advice in a thread about being less handsome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I wouldn't know where to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Is your avatar Donald Trump with Tommy Wiseau's hair? If so, then how could you possibly be qualified to give advice in a thread about being less handsome? It's Danzig's hair actually Though I guess the point still stands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Fury Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Don't tout being an adorable yet noble donkey, find some more repellent animal to be like a mosquito or a lamprey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Fury Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 It's Danzig's hair actually Though I guess the point still stands Hey, Glenn Danzig was terribly handsome before the plastic surgery and getting fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Hey, Glenn Danzig was terribly handsome before the plastic surgery and getting fatThere you go, Nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Also, instead of becoming less handsome, wouldn't it be easier to make everyone around you more handsome ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Ambar Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 "So I think I found myself a cheerleader, He's always right there when I need her" So she's his hallucination ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 When seemingly into-it women of a couple then give you the eye-fuck, it's depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 get some crablice. This seems laborious. Couldn't I just stand next to Bonesy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas! Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Stand next to me. You would really share your crablice with little ol' me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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