Minstral Posted April 30, 2016 Author Share Posted April 30, 2016 WB stole Prince's mole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Minstral stole the MS. to WOW and is threatening to burn it--if her demands arent met. That's the real reason we're waiting so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 The Count is in fact a fruit fly carrying a bucket of water in case Minstral happens to really start a fire around the unpublished manuscript of WOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Baltan is the one who moved Greywater Watch the last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 RB murdered me because I found about his/her nefarious plan to use GRRM as a puppet to enslave humanity! But death cannot keep me from revealing the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 CB killed a dwarf to get Cercei's reward, but lost the head on the way to KL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 RB2G tried to sue Boy George because Karma Chameleon sounded too much like a song he wrote called Chakra Iguana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 WB keeps writing increasingly angry and threatening letters to GRRM, insisting upon an anteater POV character. "It would be cute!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 CB is part of a conspiracy to prevent us from investigating GRRM's true purpose in the delay of WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 RB is also in on the conspiracy. While my role is to spread dezinformatsiya via the Melodrama thread, his/hers is to hack into the forum and cause all the error messages and whatnot that bedevil it. We shall prevail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 CB found the Horn of Winter. Unfortunately, the only thing it does is make snow. Or perhaps it is fortunate because he can now produce lots of snow for ski resorts, and he gets paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 The truth is, RB2G is a cheeseburger that was given to GRRM and ingested. Now he is restin' in his small intestine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arya kiddin' Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Ordos is a blatant Trump supporter. He just  can't get enough of that tan and those hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Arya kiddin' ain't kiddin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 CB's goal in life is to become an internet overlord. He will lie, steal, backstab, cheat, and any other underhanded or overhanded means to get to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 RB is the only thing standing between me and my goal. Unfortunately for me, he has Dragons, Unsullied, and a khalassar or two. And plot armour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 CB had removed all opposition on this forum game. But he will not get me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 RB2G has already been got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LitaJ Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Weeping Sore is the reason Winds of Winter is late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Lita sides with the Blackfyres every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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