Minstral Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 Maybel is actually a real immortal, and feels that the Highlander series is actually a knockoff of her life. She wants to sue, but that would give away her secret life... not to mention she might risk losing her head over the ordeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Minstral knows that there can be only one. He conspires to come after other immortals. He foolishly think it will be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 The reason MINSAC never saw a camel is that she kills every single one of them she ever meets. And she does that for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 7-KG once told a kindergarten class about the birds and the bees.  "It's not a toomah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 MaybeINever once auditioned for the role of Catwoman, but misunderstood the casting specifications and arrived in a Sylvester the Cat costume whilst imitating the cat lady out of The Simpsons by throwing around stray cats. She was booted out the building and told never to return after the casting director got mauled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Killer Snark is the casting director in question, and is determined to WI[E OUT ALL CATS in revenge!! he goes around with an Uzi gunning down random cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 CB once set fire to a house containing many young Cat Ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Maybel never saw a cat. Gnus, yes; even a glyptodont; but no cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The Count Balerion once was gored by a Gnu, and didn't text the Gnu back the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Maybel is under the delusion that she can control the thread with a well placed snack food...sadly we all know she hasn't a chance since we all bring our own snacks to the board....these being the count's cookies and sniffer sausage.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 rocksniffer likes to dress up as a giant dog in order to get attention in the streets from young women. This naturally backfired one day when he was improperly assaulted by a 360 pound rottweiler, which had hornily broke free from its leash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Snarky won second place in a beauty pageant, and collected $10. That evening he muredered the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 MINSAC was taping all for her snuff film project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Baltan was the first to purchase the snuff film. It made a great Valentines gift to her partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-KG Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 MINSAC works in a ninja faction to kill street cats and peasants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 7-KG actually only weighs 7 kilogrammes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Despite his title, CB is horrible at counting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killer Snark Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 MaybeINever once attempted to kidnap George Clooney but only succeeded in capturing a lookalike. She made a lifesize cutout of him anyway, which she still keeps hanging from a living room chandelier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 The Killer Snark once received his neighbors magazines in the mail by mistake and kept them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted February 15, 2016 Author Share Posted February 15, 2016 You are the one that destroyed pluto's important with your conspiracy to rob it of it's planet status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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