Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Is anyone watching this mess?These aren't the uniforms we asked for, but they are the uniforms this game deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 These aren't the uniforms we asked for, but they are the uniforms this game deserves. You bastard! I was working on a punchline "leftover Chinese is what this game needs, leftover Taco Bell is what it deserves". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 That "Orakpo Mic'd up segment was pretty insightful...*Makes tackle* "EEE-YEEEAGH!"*Makes tackle* REEE-ARRRGH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Y'know I was literally gonna post the same question but I was busy deciding whether I wanted to waste the my leftover Chinese on this game or wait for the Around the NFL podcast afterwards... still on the fence. Eat the Chinese now. Anything that makes this game more enjoyable is gold, and you're gonna watch it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I hate to sound mean, but Dexter McCluster getting his shit wrecked is the most interesting thing I've seen all night. Great class by the Jaguars guy who snatched the ball up and started prancing around with it too. Manhole, I've made an executive decision. No Chinese will be consumed during this game. I'll be sticking with some chips if I get hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Is anyone watching this mess?Yes. Not sure why though. 2 prime time gems in a row. Well done NFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I can hardly believe that Nike managed to get paid to design these fucking uniforms. Spectacularly horrid. I swear this league is run by a bunch of inbred morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I can hardly believe that Nike managed to get paid to design these fucking uniforms. Spectacularly horrid. I swear this league is run by a bunch of inbred morons. One might say that's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 One might say that's...INDEED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Star Trek was the television equivalent of a philosophical debate enjoyed over a stimulating game of chess and a fine wine.Jags-Titans is the football equivalent of finding blood in your urine. Oh, I can't wait to hear more about Blake Bortles' occasional great throw while his horrid interceptions are brushed away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Pesci Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Well I just turned this hot mess on in time to see Blake the Snake get picked off. I didn't think these uniforms could look worse than the pictures, but they do. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Well I just turned this hot mess on in time to see Blake the Snake get picked off. I didn't think these uniforms could look worse than the pictures, but they do. Pathetic.Someone got paid a lot of money to design those. Someone else got paid like pennies an hour to make them. Think about that for a minute or two and try to not commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Pesci Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I can only imagine the think tank Nike had to set up to come up with these uniforms. "Let's make the jerseys and pants the SAME color! It's genius!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Why the fuck was Derrick Morgan covering Julius Thomas? You deserve to lose, Titans. No, you deserve to all go and fuck yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Is anyone else physically repulsed by how lazy the Titans were on that drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Well. That was on television. And I watched it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Am I mistaken or are the Thanksgiving games also going to be "color rush" uniforms? It's bad enough that my Cowboys are gonna be subjected to Cam Newtons pornographic pelvic thrusts, a country singer at halftime and now also the hideous color rush!!! How much torture can I take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Am I mistaken or are the Thanksgiving games also going to be "color rush" uniforms? It's bad enough that my Cowboys are gonna be subjected to Cam Newtons pornographic pelvic thrusts, a country singer at halftime and now also the hideous color rush!!! How much torture can I take?Yes, but the Panthers will be wearing all blue and the Cowboys will be wearing all white. It will not be so bad for us at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbunting Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 So, all white....isn't that the opposite of a color rush? I remember being taught that white was the absence of all color? I guess now it isn't, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reny of Storms End Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I think white is actually every color. Like if you take a pinwheel and put every color on it and then spin it, it will turn white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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