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 I'll kick it off with a little Patton Oswalt...

 Stella D'oro Breakfast Treats-Patton Oswalt (NSFW Language)

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-oxsMl3iCA

Paas Easter Egg Coloring Kit-Patton Oswalt (NSFW Language)

Oh man...old Patton was my absolute favorite comedian. I should re-watch his old acts. Shame his new stuff is so dull :/

He even has a joke about it in one of his old acts. Comedians get married, have kids and stop being funny. 

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Oh man...old Patton was my absolute favorite comedian. I should re-watch his old acts. Shame his new stuff is so dull :/

He even has a joke about it in one of his old acts. Comedians get married, have kids and stop being funny. 

Yeah, I prefer his older material as well. I just finished his newest book, Silver Screen Fiend. It was interesting, but not nearly as funny as I hoped.  

/Here's another couple of bits of his that kill me...

 Sad Boy-Road Warrior (NSFW-Language)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZqrHw7YV3Q

80's Metal (NSFW-Language)

 

 SQUIBBELY-FLABBITY-DOO!

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I haven't read that one but I thought Zombie Spaceship Wasteland was really good. 

I'll have to pick that up. The new one was good, just not laugh out loud funny. At one point he managed to get his hands on this old Jerry Lewis script for this legendary movie he shot called The Day the Clown Cried. The premise of the film is this old washed up German circus clown is used by the nazis at Auschwitz to lead children into the gas chamber. So Oswalt puts this amazing cast together to do live readings of the script. Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Jay Johnston, Paul F. Tompkins, Laura Milligan, and Dave Foley were all set to do it. The morning of the day the reading is to take place, he gets hit with a Cease and Desist order from some schlep who bought the rights to film this fucking dog. Pretty funny stuff...

 http://www.vulture.com/2014/12/patton-oswalt-the-day-the-clown-didnt-cry-jerry-lewis.html#

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A classic and still the best:

 

Jim Jeffries Alcoholacaust is one of my favorites. Shame his show didn't really do it justice. 

Really love most of Jeffries bits, he is disastrously funny. One of my favorites of his is the airplane one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFx1Cpxpx1E

 

Another of my favorite comedians is John Pinette (RIP :( )

 

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