Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 You are a heartless monster, but you're our heartless monster.Aw. I'll take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 If there is a lack of recipients, I will fulfill my duty as a noob to replenish your havens as they may be. I'll shut you down if necessary.@Peterbound, we may not agree on certain matters but I have always thought you were one of the core persons of this forum, and I value your opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted November 29, 2015 Author Share Posted November 29, 2015 Ew, leave your gross declarations of admiration in the inboxes where they belong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reny of Storms End Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I think if I were to send dick pics via PM I would have to use a fisheye lense. That seems like the creepiest lense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I am still awaiting the first dick pick in my PM. Honestly, 12 years on this board and not even a single dick pic? This is why moderators burn out, you know.Terra, this is the WORST. I am disappointed in everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I am still awaiting the first dick pick in my PM. Honestly, 12 years on this board and not even a single dick pic? This is why moderators burn out, you know.Really? And here I thought I had hit up the entire board by now.Everyone else got theirs, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I used to get lots of creepy p.m.s, but those days are dead and gone. Maybe it's because I'm not around as much. Maybe it's because I'm so much more respectable now, with my Dan Halen av. I would think that Dan Halen would encourage creepy p.m.s, but I dunno, man. The interwebz is a fickle, fickle, beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Dunno what you are all whining about. My mailbox is constantly brimming to the gills with messages. They are loaded with words like 'slick', 'turgid', 'moist', 'tumescent:, 'sipping', 'sweet damp', and 'dong'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 will subsequently hereto be using this space to audition creepy PMs. am appreciating any feedback all'y'all might care to make.this is accordingly a draft of my current standard opening PM:please be advised that i seek to give attention to that which is situated beneath the anterior labial commissure, partially hidden between the anterior ends of the labia minora, consisting of two corpora cavernosa, composed of erectile tissue enclosed in a dense layer of fibrous membrane, united together along their medial surfaces by an incomplete fibrous pectiniform septum.hot, aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted November 29, 2015 Author Share Posted November 29, 2015 will subsequently hereto be using this space to audition creepy PMs. am appreciating any feedback all'y'all might care to make.this is accordingly a draft of my current standard opening PM:hot, aye?How dare you show your face in this thread after you had your comrades in the board politburo close down my commie hunting thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 so, you think i should my standard PM anonymously? wouldn't that defeat the purpose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 will subsequently hereto be using this space to audition creepy PMs. am appreciating any feedback all'y'all might care to make.this is accordingly a draft of my current standard opening PM:hot, aye?Remind me not to ask you for directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 insufficiently detailed. gotcha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mladen Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Meh... For the fandom that enjoys the gritty world of Westeros, we are all very benign... I never had a creepy PM... A bit amusing rant, yeah... But creepy, nope... What a boring life I have around here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJ Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Dunno what you are all whining about. My mailbox is constantly brimming to the gills with messages. They are loaded with words like 'slick', 'turgid', 'moist', 'tumescent:, 'sipping', 'sweet damp', and 'dong'. They were referring to their inboxes, not sent mail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 I would like to apologize for my earlier outburst. You know I could never stay mad at you solo, not matter how many time you run to the committee to tattle on me. You are my everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Ew, leave your gross declarations of admiration in the inboxes where they belong!I would like to apologize for my earlier outburst. You know I could never stay mad at you solo, not matter how many time you run to the committee to tattle on me. You are my everything. ahem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted November 30, 2015 Author Share Posted November 30, 2015 ahemDon't you start with me. I make the rules around here, and I can exempt myself from them as I see fit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Yeah, you're right, Mysh. I haven't received a creepy PM for at least a year and a half! I remember a time I used to get them around once a week. Sigh. those were the days. I guess the fl00b loves this board so much they're afraid of getting banned or something. Doesn't say much for the intestinal fortitude of the younger generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 I'm only one man dammit! There are only so many hours in a day, only so much data I can use, only so many scintillating photos of me with my American Girl dolls I can take before my phone battery dies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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