King17 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 So what Christmas gift would you give each character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikstar3 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 So what Christmas gift would you give each character? Egh... I guess dick in a box for Theon is a pretty obvious choice, but I've got to say it nonetheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shierak Qiya Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Tyrion - 12 inches of extra heightJon Snow - Common Sense and HonorDaenerys - A dragon saddle and lessons on swordsmanship.Sansa - Common SenseBran - MoralsCersei - Jaime's memberRamsay - Jon Snow for his amusementArya - 30 days under Qyburn's careDrogon - A truckload of Hormel brand Spam and Corned Beef.Samwell - size DD mankini tanktop and a pair of speedo nut-huggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPTWP Timett Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ramsay a heartSam some courageCersi a brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Egh... I guess dick in a box for Theon is a pretty obvious choice, but I've got to say it nonethelessEh... the Theon dick jokes just get old. Try reversing the gender roles and make a similar joke. I imagine most would say a joke about a woman's vagina who was mutilated getting a uterus in a box for Christmas would be taken by most as inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I'd give Jeyne Pool a maidenhead, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertRivers Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I'd give Mance my guitar. I really like his rendition of "a dornishmans wife" during his Blizzard concert at Winterfell. It humbled me as a musician and artist, and I don't think I will ever reach that level of quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime4Brienne Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I'd give Brienne a crossbow and a quiver of arrows (also some lessons) she can pick off Lady Stoneheart and as many of the others as possible without them knowing where she was at.Jaime's nicer without his hand but this is going to be a hell of a fight so I'd give that to him. (and a weapon)Pod-weapon (he's going to stick them with the pointy end)Hyle-ditto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Egh... I guess dick in a box for Theon is a pretty obvious choice, but I've got to say it nonethelesshaha!Eh... the Theon dick jokes just get old. Try reversing the gender roles and make a similar joke. I imagine most would say a joke about a woman's vagina who was mutilated getting a uterus in a box for Christmas would be taken by most as inappropriate.Really? wouldn't it be a vulva in a box?I'd give Jeyne Pool a maidenhead, haha.Zing!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skinner Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Ramsay- Skin cloakNed Stark- some good advice Jon- He got his gift in Book 1, a godsdamned valyrian steel swordLame Lothar Frey- a caneRobert Baratheon- a 30 rack of Busch Mace Tyrell- a treadmill Tyrion- wine and pornos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckfield Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'd give them GRRM so that each one them could have their vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaibaman Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I would give Ned a book titled "Game of Thrones made easy for Dummies". For Bran some bionic legs and Tyrion a penis enlarger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimim Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Ned: CunningCersei: A brainJaime: HumilityLittlefinger: A conscienceBran: WingsSansa: Willas TyrellArya: NymeriaCat: Her familyStannis: Victory at BlackwaterTywin: JoannaAsha: The IronbornTheon: A coffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 This thread is deceptively dark, holy cow. I'm terrible at gifts, like I'm not kidding, just plain awful. I give people stuff I know they already have but my brain blocks the memory, or something I think I remember them saying they want but they actually hate, or just something crappy they return to the store the next day. So:Tormund: a penis enlargement kitJaime: a right-hand gloveMyrcella: earringsBran: a bicycleCersei: shampooVictarion: a puzzle ages 3+And so on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RattleSnake Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I am not good at picking gifts...but here goes nothing.Sansa: a truck of lemon cakes and some happinessArya: the only person that gets her: Jon.Brienne: more confidence and some mascara for her beautiful eyes.Jamie: true love with a woman that is not his sister.Cersei: a Rhaegar poster and a wig.Coldhands: some fluffy gloves to warm up those handsMelisandre: wood for her firesJon: a break from everythingDany: a CD of How to train your dragonDaario: hair dyeTyrion: coalJorah: a Dany posterSandor: his sisterPenny: a hug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon2908 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Tyrion - 12 inches of extra heightJon Snow - Common Sense and HonorDaenerys - A dragon saddle and lessons on swordsmanship.Sansa - Common SenseBran - MoralsCersei - Jaime's memberRamsay - Jon Snow for his amusementArya - 30 days under Qyburn's careDrogon - A truckload of Hormel brand Spam and Corned Beef.Samwell - size DD mankini tanktop and a pair of speedo nut-huggers.why so much hate for arya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd fetch me the boo box Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Why all the existential bullshit? You can't buy someone common sense or a brain.Just gonna do my three favorites.Jaime gets a blade/buckler combo weapon to strap to his right arm and a weapon/shield of his choice for his left. I guess I could get him a nice 1000 dragon gift card for Tobho Mott's shop. Oh and a Valyrian Steel hand for outside of battle, so he can actually kill Freys when he backhands them for not shutting their stupid fucking mouths.Aegon VI gets a Valyrian Steel crown identical to the Conqueror's and Valyrian Steel kneepads so he can, comfortably and stylishly, kiss his little brother, Jon Snow's, boots and hand the crown over when he gets beaten down by Jon's army. I like Aegon, but one land, one king. Maybe he can be Master of Coin or something.Jon Snow gets a nice suit of gray and jet black armor with a dragon wing helm with a notch for his new re-gifted crown to fit into, and a gray/white wolf pelt for the trim. It would suit him quite well. Oh and I would also buy him stitches. A lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edd fetch me the boo box Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Sandor: his sisterPenny: a hugThese are two of the most adorable things I have ever read and it makes me want to hug the Hound, Penny, and you.Aww I feel all fuzzy inside now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHodorThatWasPromised Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I am not good at picking gifts...but here goes nothing.Sansa: a truck of lemon cakes and some happinessArya: the only person that gets her: Jon.Brienne: more confidence and some mascara for her beautiful eyes.Jamie: true love with a woman that is not his sister.Cersei: a Rhaegar poster and a wig.Coldhands: some fluffy gloves to warm up those handsMelisandre: wood for her firesJon: a break from everythingDany: a CD of How to train your dragonDaario: hair dyeTyrion: coalJorah: a Dany posterSandor: his sisterPenny: a hugWhat do you mean by not good at picking gifts ? Those are really good ideas. The Sandor one is definetely my favourite suggestion so far. I am not even going to try topping it. You win ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicAndTheSquidSquad Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 All I want for Christmas... is a release daaaateee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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