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Bumping for Benjen, Vol. VI


King Tyrion I

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She sees you when you're slaving,

she knows when you've usurped,

and if you join the Harpy's Sons,

then by dragons you'll be slurped!

Oh, you'd better not force

no maids in distress,

and slaves of all sorts

you'd best not oppress:

Dany Targ is coming to town!

(Possibly rubbish; but hey.)

 

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Not rubbish at all, CB!  I love it!

Here's verse two of Westerosi Jingle Bells:

King Stannis disappeared.
He may even be dead.
Why should we listen to
that tart dressed up in red?
The Lannisters won't help.
They don't believe a word.
Except for maybe Tyrion
who's witty and absurd. OH!

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I'm dreaming of a red Rh'llormas,

where we adore the Lord of Light,

nights full of terror,

burn those with errors,

or random folk with blood of kings!

I'm dreaming of a red Rh'llormas,

with sacrifices burning bright!

Resurrecting heroes who're dead,

to defeat the Others full of dread!

(Or something like that.)

 

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I don't generally do the religious ones, but ...

We five kings fight for the Iron Throne,

one of us can hold it alone:

one can fit on't,

hurts to sit on't;

West'ros in chaos is theown. Oh!

Throne of power, throne of pain,

throne that we will kill to gain!

Made of iron

swords all piled on,

melted by the dragon's flame.

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