Arkhangel Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I nearly choked on a pear I was eating whilst reading this:https://twitter.com/hashtag/bundyeroticfanfic?src=hashhttp://fusion.net/story/252387/oregon-militia-fanfiction Liandre @canunderum 23h23 hours ago "I want you to take me like Obama takes our freedoms," Jed whispered. The sound of a Carhartt zipper was his only reply. #bundyeroticfanfic Nicole Moore @nmoore6 Jan 5 San Jose, CA "He was torn. On the one hand, being gay is a sin. On the other hand was Ammon's soft buttock." #bundyeroticfanfic @colinmeloy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Lummel's and Usotsuki's brilliance knows no bounds, although I do prefer the Brown/Blair epic featuring alluring socks, if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordsteve666 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 By the Seven please put a warning on that sort of stuff next time, I nearly died of laughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 What is the Oregon Militia? Im trying to google but my phone is being slow and crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Lummel's and Usotsuki's brilliance knows no bounds, although I do prefer the Brown/Blair epic featuring alluring socks, if I remember correctly.wait, that's them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 What is the Oregon Militia? Im trying to google but my phone is being slow and crapA bunch of rednecks took over a small government building and are making various threats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 wait, that's them?Inquiring minds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 wait, that's them?I couldn't possibly comment as I have been sworn to silence on pain of The White Sock Wearing Brigade's wrath coming down upon my poor head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Walker Texas Ranger Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 A bunch of rednecks took over a small government building and are making various threats.Even 'small government building' is stretching it. It's basically the visitor center of a park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Even 'small government building' is stretching it. It's basically the visitor center of a park.It's symbolic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 well, first the visitor center, next the washroom. and after that the alcove next to the parking lot where the traffic signage is kept. and then the salt barn, the bath houses, the carousel, and the zeppelin hangers. as that's basically the order in which the bolsheviks took over, there's cause for concern here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Theda, they are currently petitioning the country for snacks. We are NOT yanking your chain. Rural Oregon exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 well, first the visitor center, next the washroom. and after that the alcove next to the parking lot where the traffic signage is kept. and then the salt barn, the bath houses, the carousel, and the zeppelin hangers. as that's basically the order in which the bolsheviks took over, there's cause for concern here.So does the question then become, "Are there enough lampposts in rural Oregon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Theda, they are currently petitioning the country for snacks. We are NOT yanking your chain. Rural Oregon exists.The survival experts forgot to pack enough food and water?Next we'll hear that they're responsible gun owners..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Valley Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 The survival experts forgot to pack enough food and water?Next we'll hear that they're responsible gun owners.....It's ok. Portland put a bird on it. Sorry MC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 When they ask for snacks, make sure they are salty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Bah! Plagiarists! Where is my legal team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Theda, they are currently petitioning the country for snacks. We are NOT yanking your chain. Rural Oregon exists.I am there now. Rural Oregon that is. The common people believe that these rednecks are actually doing something worthwhile. Government is taking our freedoms. We will take their visitors center! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I am there now. Rural Oregon that is. The common people believe that these rednecks are actually doing something worthwhile. Government is taking our freedoms. We will take their visitors center! Government is taking away their freedom to take land that never belonged to them, or to the government that now claims ownership, said government having taken it away from the indigenous inhabitants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Government is taking away their freedom to take land that never belonged to them, or to the government that now claims ownership, said government having taken it away from the indigenous inhabitants. look. I nevenever said these people were bright or well informed. The idiot people I grew up around are devastatingly ignorant. Oh. And they have guns, a lot of guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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