TheMightyKC Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 What are some you and your friends / family / folks you know in the community have come up with? Example: Why didn't Bran cross the Narrow Sea? Answer: Because he wanted to put down ROOTS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime4Brienne Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 What's Jaime's least favorite chinese food? Answer: CHOP suey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiemal Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Q: Why did the Other cross the Wall? A: To hunt down and destroy everyone with hot blood in their veins and extend its chill reign to all of Westeros for all of time. Note: may not be funny to non-WWs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Before it was a T-shirt, I came up with "A Lannister always spays his pets." On a similar note, I've wanted for some time now to show up at a con wearing a stag kigurumi and a crown. I'd carry a sign that says "Ours is the Furry." I've also enjoyed the thought of a T-shirt depicting Arya and Brienne in tattered clothing with the caption: "We do not sew." Also, GRRM really missed an opportunity when coming up with the Targaryen house words. He really should have gone with "Flame and Gory." Okay I'm done. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Why would Jaime be a good fit in the Night's Watch? Because they're always short-handed. Bloodraven wanted a bulk discount on eyeglasses because he has a thousand eyes and one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumHam Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Why did the Rickon cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis is the man....nis Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Tyrion doesn't get enough respect. People like him are in short supply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROdo Snow Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Thinking Tyrion was worthless was pretty SMALL minded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Maester Aemon, Blind Beth and the Blind Bastard walk into a bar...and a table, and a chair, and a wall. Sam is so fat the Wall tried to climb him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Rhaella didn't want to marry Aerys, but he incested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Also, the Sandsnakes on the show is a pretty good Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyoftheNorth72 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Storm and the Last Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor, "Hodor Hodor?" Hodor Hodor, "Hodor?" Hodor Hodor Hodor. Hodor, Hodor Hodor. Hodor Hodor, "Hodor Hodor?...... Spoiler HODOR! HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon2908 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The Wall was built to protect the White Walkers from Stannis Baratheon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckfield Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Areo Hotah is an interesting character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artos Cold Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 7 hours ago, Falcon2908 said: The Wall was built to protect the White Walkers from Stannis Baratheon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
house of dayne Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I thought the hbo series as one long joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Storm and the Last Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 On January 26, 2016 at 10:04 PM, Stannis is the man....nis said: Tyrion doesn't get enough respect. People like him are in short supply You could say there are... fewer people like Tyrion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the maesters Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 "I thought the hbo series as one long joke". I totally agree. It's a mockery of ASOIAF. A mummers farce indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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