LadyoftheNorth72 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 ... and why? No limitations to one character or one moment. For me at the moment, it's Sam for the way he has utterly bollocked up the entire trip to Oldtown. For someone so educated, he doesn't seem to be able to cipher, and at the moment (in my current reread) his solution seems to be to sit around wishing for a magic lamp to appear. I can handle the uneducated or naturally non-intellectual, especially those given no opportunities. But he's had a good education, and been through enough above the Wall that trying to face this problem should NOT be this difficult. He knows Dareon is a lost cause and Aemon is going to die, so for pete's sake, get off your ass and go look for a solution! Does he expect Gilly to do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valyrian Blade Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Cersei, because i just can't believe someone who has been playing the game for such a long time to be such an utter fool when it comes to politics and making alliances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neds Secret Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 To me then theon, his betrayal of Rob to prove he is loyal and hard to balon just proved that he had no loyalty and hardness, and he deserved to get whacked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyoftheNorth72 Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 Excellent suggestions. Maybe they need a Master of Bitchslapping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissdbyfire Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 There are quite a few characters who deserve a good slapping. For starters I'll go with Robb, for not listening to Cat and sending Theon to deal with Balon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Alienor Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Multiple characters. Cersei is stupid, but honestly, it's kinda amusing. Victarion should just disappear in a hole somewhere. Rhaegar Targaryen almost certainly counts, no matter what he actually wanted by kidnapping/eloping with Lyanna. Disappearing with the daughter of a Lord Paramount who is also betrothed to another Lord Paramount, in a way that makes everyone point their finger at him immediately? Yeah, that's not a good idea, no matter what he intended. If Lyanna eloped with him because she loved him, then she counts to a certain point, too, though with her the fact that she's 16 has to be considered. There's many others, but that's the ones I can think of at the moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Stannis and Renly for not listening to Cat at the parley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redtree Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Cersei, Robert, Cat for taking Tyrion, Robb for marrying Jeyne, Rhaegar, Renly, Ned (nice and honorable but still stupid) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruhail Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Dany for taking Slavers bay because you cant have westeros and essos its one or the other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASOIAF_Ali Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Cersei for obvious reasons, Robb for marrying Jeyne and sending away Theon, Oberyn for just having to get a confession from Gregor, and, most of all Rhaegar (and Lyanna if she eloped). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashur Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Penny, obviously. Edmure Tully is tempting me too. BTW, some of you should check this: I think Rhaegar did what he did for very good reasons. I'm sure he had a plan, but it went wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neds Secret Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, Ruhail said: Dany for taking Slavers bay because you cant have westeros and essos its one or the other Actually that's quite an interesting thought that I actually don't remember ever encountering on this forum before! People are always asking when will Dany make it to Westeros and just forget about or abandon or leave Meereen. What if GRRM is considering Dany's establishing a new Targaryen dynasty as the ruler of Essos and Westeros, it is always and I mean always posed as if when she leaves for Westeros she will concentrate only on Westeros, but I have never really encountered people considering Daenerys as the eventual ruler of it all, it is a very interesting proposition!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Stacey Dash I'd whack Jon for choosing to march against Ramsay instead of ignoring his bluff. And if he wasn't bluffing, Jon still should've let that idiot travel hundreds on miles in the middle of a blizzard, see in what shape he arrives at Castle Black, if he arrives at all. Assuming Ramsay and a few other fuckers make it, I just set Wun Wun on their exhausted asses and call it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Quentyn. For forgetting there were two dragons under the pyramid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruhail Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, MaybeINeverSawACamel said: Quentyn. For forgetting there were two dragons under the pyramid. He got Quentyned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brady10 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Cat for kidnapping Tyrion and then releasing Jamie. robb for marrying Jeyne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jak Scaletongue Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Ramsay - because he deserves to get beaten. Period. But he'd probably like it, so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Eddard, for not listening to either Renly or Littlefinger. He really fucked up everything for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyrnaSnowBunnyAvenger Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Cat for her many, many awful decisions. And for being so super smug while making them. She thinks she is the smartest person in the kingdom and yet continues to make awful choices. Not sure which one of those attributes makes me want to smack her more. Robb for Jeyne. Just get your freak on with the chick if she's so damn hot, but keep your word to the Freys. There was no need to marry her. Dany because she is just a young girl and knows nothing in the ways of anything but screwing Daario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, LyrnaSnowBunnyAvenger said: Cat for her many, many awful decisions. And for being so super smug while making them. She thinks she is the smartest person in the kingdom and yet continues to make awful choices. Not sure which one of those attributes makes me want to smack her more. Cat is pretty shrewd though, I'd say her only disastrous action was the Catnapping. Following that event, pretty much every she says and does is sensible, even arguably freeing Jaime. She becomes the voice of reason in Robb's camp. EDIT: She is kind of smug, though. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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