Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 What is about to happen: Donald Trump announces he's bought Washington DC and will be declared "Trumperor" of the US? Bernie Sanders warns he will lead a "people's Revolution" if he loses the Democratic nomination and has the ghost of Che Guveara as his spirtual adviser? Sec. Clinton warns Washington that she knows where all the bodies are buried and will write a tell all memoir if she loses the democratic nomination? Sen. Cruz revealed to be an advanced anamotronic doll controled by Steven Colbert for humorous effect? An Ice cream thunderstorm shows Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs to be the work of a human with actual precognition? Brian Herbert and KJA sue for breach of copyright. What dramatic event is about to unfold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karaddin Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 This topic gets merged into the election thread because you didn't include any non-election options Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Egg Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Actually, none of the options you listed is nearly as bad as Trump becoming the next US President Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 I based that on a Cruz ad I saw while picking up dinner last night. He's a robot or a vampire in heavy make up. You heard it here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 The presidential election will be postponed until The Winds of Winter is released. After all, candidates cannot run without a script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Shh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Is there a lead problem with the water in your part of the country too, Scot? This is a silly thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 Yup, silly. But it is also really quiet in GC compared to normal. I wonder why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Because we've had all the conversations there are to have? Having children, though, I'm sure the answer is that someone is using crayon to draw a rocketship on a wall somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Mlle. Zabzie said: Because we've had all the conversations there are to have? Having children, though, I'm sure the answer is that someone is using crayon to draw a rocketship on a wall somewhere. It's not "a rocketship", it's the Millennium Falcon. And it's my wall, damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Ser Scot A Ellison said: Yup, silly. But it is also really quiet in GC compared to normal. I wonder why. Eye of the hurricane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlle. Zabzie Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, The Mance said: It's not "a rocketship", it's the Millennium Falcon. And it's my wall, damn it! That's nice, dear. I see the shape now is decidedly millennium falcony. As long as you'll get the magic eraser and clean it, I'm fine with it. Don't mess with your sister's wall though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 That's because they mostly come out at night. Mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 13 hours ago, Jaxom 1974 said: Is there a lead problem with the water in your part of the country too, Scot? This is a silly thread... On second thought, lets not go to Scot's thread. it's a silly place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Fez said: That's because they mostly come out at night. Mostly. Ah, one of my favorites. As for the Board being "quiet," I sensed that too, actually. The Masculinity thread is unquiet, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 9, 2016 Author Share Posted February 9, 2016 ToL, I haven't touched that one with a three meter cattle prod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Loud Noises! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darzin Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I don't mind quiet. My neighbors just set off some fireworks so loud I thought someone was getting shot outside my apartment building. Compared to that quiet is nice. Also if your that bored you can come over to Scott Adams blog and help me argue with all the Trump supporters. That's what I've been doing the past couple days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 scot, this is why y'all need to keep me on retainer: sanders would not properly summon the spectre of che guevara in an armed occupation of DC at this point because guevara argued very specifically in his guerrilla warfare text that the leftist should not take arms when an electoral system is in place--even when the leftist knows that the electoral system is fraudulent, it is a wrongful act to take up arms. my rates for leftwing advice are very reasonable. this is a free sample. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relic Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 what I want to know is how you've put up with Dirjj posting all over your Facebook threads, Scot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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