A True Kaniggit Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Kinda sad, but I can never find a place that has them with actual fortunes anymore. Now all I ever get is advice from the cookies. What is the most memorable fortune you ever got from one of these? When I was in middle school I got one that stated "When the time comes, choose the second from the right" I'm pretty sure it means that one day I'll be in a burning building with multiple doors to choose from to escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Bass Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The most memorable one I can remember was "Hold! The Onion you are holding is someone's water lily". I have a couple good ones that I've saved and put on my door: An alien of some sort will be visiting you shortly! A modest man never talks to himself Be good to yourself. Dessert three times per week is ok. Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Back in high school I got these two within I think about 2 or 3 week timeframe: "You will go on a trip to the desert" and "On a trip to the desert you will discover Ali Baba's treasure" I did eventually go on a trip to the desert. I didn't find any treasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Several times I've gotten a fortune cookie which read "You love Chinese food." I think that's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroclasticFlow Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I've only kept one. It reads "Even in the greatest confusion there is an open channel into the soul." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanteGabriel Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 "Constant pounding will wear the mighty rod down to a tiny needle." I kept that one in my wallet for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 "You will find happiness with a new love" or "stick with your wife" are the two best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceluby Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I just got one the other day that's in my cube: "Keep up the good work. You will soon be rewarded." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperry Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I never get fortunes anymore either. Don't know why they stopped doing it? I don't want advice from a damn cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I can't even remember the last time I had a fortune cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gertrude Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Everyone knows you add 'in bed' to the end of your fortunes, right? Well, you have to learn it from someone. I remember learning this game and giggling with my friends, then eagerly opening my own. "Just say no." I was not amused. Well, I kinda was, but mostly disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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