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Vikings IX: The Bear Necessities [SPOILERS]

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Alternative titles for this thread:

1) Vikings IX: Bjorn the intensive Care Bear 
2) Vikings IX:  I can't bear it
3) Vikings IX: Paddington's attack
4) Vikings IX: Bjorn in Ashdown Forest
5) Vikings IX: Not at all like The Revenant
6) Vikings IX: Bear with me
7) Vikings IX: Twenty episodes, this is so bearing.
8) Vikings IX: Manbearpig is real!
9) Vikings IX: Bjorn in the Big Blue House
10) Vikings IX: Bear Grylled
11) Vikings IX: The Bear and the Maiden Fair
12) Vikings IX: That's not how you hunt bears in winter [courtesy of Corvinus]
13) Vikings IX: The 13th Warrior
14) Vikings IX: Brother Bear 
15) Vikings IX: How Embearissing 
16) Vikings IX: Probably the Best Bear in the World
17) Vikings IX:  I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead. [Courtesy of Buckwheat]
18) Vikings IX: There are no black actresses in this series
19) Vikings IX: The Secret of Gummybearry juice! 
20) Vikings IX: Adventures of the Gummi Bears!
21) Vikings IX: Hahahahaha, Spin it! 
22) Vikings IX:  Can't bear to go on without Athelstan [Courtesy of Red Snow]
23) Vikings IX:  Bear witness as I ride to Valhalla! [Courtesy of Corvinus]
24) Vikings IX: 
It bears no comparison [Courtesy of Corvinus]
25) Vikings IX: Bruin the Bear gets fucked over again
26) Vikings IX: Fear Bjorn's Ecbeart [Collaborative effort between me and Red Snow]
27) Viking IX: Bjorn Bears Ass 
28) Viking IX: Bjorn's Bearly Bearable Bear Fight [Courtesy of Floki]
29) Viking IX:  Unbearable likeness of Bjorn  [Courtesy of dbunting]
30) Viking IX:  Bears, Beards, and Beartrayals  [Collaborative effort between Buckwheat and Red Snow]
31) Viking IX:  Rollost in Translation [Courtesy of Arkash]
32) Viking IX: Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall
33) Viking IX: Chicago Bear missing. Have you seen him?
34) Viking IX: Dr. Doolittle 2
35) Viking IX: Not the kind of bear you were counting on

 

Pick your favourites people :P 

 

And the previous threads:

Not as good as my last title for a Viking thread, but it will have to do for now  

Previous threads:

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/82132-vikings-on-the-history-channel-what-the-hell

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/87371-viking-round-deux

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/106952-vikings-3-eye-stabbing-as-a-means-of-social-mobility

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/109261-vikings-4-on-to-season-3

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/125951-spoilers-vikings-season-3-discussion-thread

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/126839-vikings-vi-on-to-frankia/

Vikings VII: We'll always have Paris [SPOILERS]

Vikings VIII: 20 episodes under the sea [SPOILERS]

 

Edited by Veltigar

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Another title, inspired by The 13th Warrior: "That's not how you hunt bears in winter."

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2 minutes ago, Corvinus said:

Another title, inspired by The 13th Warrior: "That's not how you hunt bears in winter."

I should have remembered the 13th Warrior :D That's some great beartainment :) 

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Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead.

:leaving:

Edited by Buckwheat

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57 minutes ago, Buckwheat said:

Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead.

:leaving:

Added that one to the list :P 

26 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said:

:lmao::lmao: those titles. 

Bear Grylled killed me. :bowdown: 

:cheers: Thanks, I'll be here all week :P And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration ;) 

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1 hour ago, Buckwheat said:

Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead.

:leaving:

Added that one to the list :P 

36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said:

:lmao::lmao: those titles. 

Bear Grylled killed me. :bowdown: 

:cheers: Thanks, I'll be here all week :P And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration ;) 

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1 hour ago, Buckwheat said:

Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead.

:leaving:

Added that one to the list :P 

36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said:

:lmao::lmao: those titles. 

Bear Grylled killed me. :bowdown: 

:cheers: Thanks, I'll be here all week :P And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration ;) 

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1 hour ago, Buckwheat said:

Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead.

:leaving:

Added that one to the list :P 

36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said:

:lmao::lmao: those titles. 

Bear Grylled killed me. :bowdown: 

:cheers: Thanks, I'll be here all week :P And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration ;) 

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I'm having way too much fun with these titles XD 

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1 hour ago, Buckwheat said:

Too many bear-related puns. I think we should focus on Lagertha never bearing a child again instead.

:leaving:

Added that one to the list :P 

36 minutes ago, BB-Rhae said:

:lmao::lmao: those titles. 

Bear Grylled killed me. :bowdown: 

:cheers: Thanks, I'll be here all week :P And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration ;) 

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Great puns can't think of any others but in the spirit

Can't bear to go on without Athelstan

Ecbeart

Bjorn - smarter than the average bear

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4 minutes ago, Veltigar said:

Added that one to the list :P 

:cheers: Thanks, I'll be here all week :P And I'll regularly update the 'alternative title' section if I get new inspiration ;) 

I can bearly wait for more titles :thumbsup: 

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Vikings: It bears no comparison

Vikings: Roar, but with bears

Vikings: Bear and visions don't mix well

Edit: And to honor one of the best films of 2015, Vikings: Bear witness as I ride to Valhalla!

Edited by Corvinus

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:lol: I certainly did not expect you quote me in the OP.

I like "Can't bear to go on without Athelstan", but then I am biased. :P

 

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25 minutes ago, red snow said:

Great puns can't think of any others but in the spirit

Thanks :D

26 minutes ago, red snow said:

Bjorn - smarter than the average bear

The jury is still out on that one I'm afraid :P 

33 minutes ago, red snow said:

Ecbeart

 

I'm slightly tweaking this one ;) 

16 minutes ago, Corvinus said:

Vikings: Roar, but with bears

I'm disqualifying this one :P Roar is way crazier than anything Vikings has ever attempted :P 

9 minutes ago, Buckwheat said:

:lol: I certainly did not expect you quote me in the OP.

I like "Can't bear to go on without Athelstan", but then I am biased. :P

 

Hey, my OP is a safespace :P everyone is welcome :P 

 

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Personally, I think 27 is another winner :) I'm seriously considering changing the thread title to 27) :) What do you guys think? :) 

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Since there is a 13th Warrior option I will go with that, as is appropriate.

 

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