Emmit Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Beqhause GRRM really qhares for the letter Q. Why qhan't your see that? Why would you name your qhid Pate? I am sure parents realized they were doom in him to Pig Boy status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Because Qate sounds like a woman's name. How do you qualify as a royal cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Sorry, I only know about being a royal ass. Why does my wife call me a royal ass? I mean, I take 10-15 minutes out of my day to listen to her inane ramblings. What more does she expect me to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Probably to stop being an internet zombie. Or maybe to conquer the Middle Earth, who knows. How come there are no vampires and fairy in the asoiaf world? We have zombies, ghosts, demons, giants, dragons, white walkers... we are missing something there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Zombies, ghosts, demons, giants, dragons, and white walkers make compete sense. Vampires and fairies make no sense at all, it would be like Twilight fan fiction. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 So what if I have? What's the difference between Bloodraven and the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Bloodraven doesn't consist of flames. Would you rather vote for an Other or a Dragon? This is not an academic question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Cruz and Trump are both bad choices. How does Jorah find Dany's ring in a whole continent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 With the same GPS tracker Brienne the Brute uses to find the Stark children. How do you travel around Westeros if you're a terrible horse rider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 It might not be the horse who's terrible. How do you tell a terrible horse from a good horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 You have it pass the Horse Aptitude Test (HAT). Is there a decent hat shop in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 25, 2016 Author Share Posted April 25, 2016 Yes I do. The shop is called "Bowl of Brown". I will have my friend Bronn take you there sometime? How did anyone have anything to eat toward the end of the Long Night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabitha Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Ask donal noye...or maybe don't Assuming the children want to take down man..why would they help build the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 So Westorosi Pink Floyd could have some inspiration. Would Jofferey have liked '70s rock bands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 It's spelt "Joffrey". Should we have been wary of the Freys because of the how the little pustules name was spelt? Joffrey might have been a warning that everything with the name Frey should have been cleansed in fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 It's absurd to hate the Freys just because you didn't enjoy the wedding they planned. Weddings tend to make you feel bad anyway. Should I give Sandor a birthday cake with candles that can't blow out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Who wants a cake when you can have Frey pies? Why don't they serve Frey pies at any of the local restaurants? I've asked and asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted April 26, 2016 Author Share Posted April 26, 2016 FDA will not certify Frey-derived products. What normally happens to a Maester's chain when his life's fire is extinguished? I cannot imagine they would bury links made of Valyrian steel, that stuff is scarce. And if you are going to salvage the VS link, would you salvage the rest of the chain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joy Hill Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Winter is coming. We shouldn't bury dead maesters, we should eat them. I'm thinking of giving public speeches in King's Landing about why slut-shaming is wrong. What should I say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you today, not to tell you that being a slut is right, but to tell you that slut shaming is wrong. Prostitution is time honored profession. However, peasant shaming is perfectly acceptable. You damn peasants should stop being poor. How dare you walk the pristine streets of King's Landing. How dare you peddle your bowls of brown in Westeros's greatest city? This city is not meant for you and your kind. Leave! Go out through Mud Gate and live in the mud where you belong. What is the main ingredient in a bowl of brown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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