Hail Satan!

[Melisandre's White Pubes]

Satan loves me, this I know
'Cause the Bible tells me so
He's who taught us wrong from right
Led us from the garden and into the light

Who here loves Satan?  He's my favorite fictional character from the Bible.  I don't get why he's the bad guy…well, I do, in the Bronze Age rebelling against your rightful king was considered pretty bad, but this is the 21st century.  Satan is the hero!

I'm ready for my Mark of the Beast - I'm always misplacing my debit cards and ID, it's an awesome idea!  I wish the Antichrist would hurry up and get here.

By the symbols of the creator
I swear henceforth to be
A faithful servant of his most
Puissant archangel
The Prince Lucifer
Whom the creator designated as his regent
And Lord of this World
I deny Jesus Christ, the deceiver
And I abjure the Christian faith
Holding in contempt all of it's works

As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawful master,
To worship him our
Lord Satan and no other
In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan,
Belial, Lucifer
I will kiss the goat

I swear to give my mind
My body and soul unreservedly
To the furtherance of our
Lord Satan designs
Do what thou wilt shall be the
Whole of the law
As it was at the beginning
Is now and ever shall be
World without end Amen

[sologdin]

you have 666 posts as of this writing.  

but you're doing it wrongly.  it needs to be this:

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Within this circle is Jehovah's name,

Forward and backward anagrammatiz'd,

Th' abbreviated names of holy saints,

Figures of every adjunct to the heavens,

And characters of signs and erring stars,

By which the spirits are enforc'd to rise:

Then fear not, Faustus, but be resolute,

And try the uttermost magic can perform.—

Sint mihi dei Acherontis propitii! Valeat numen triplex Jehovoe!  Ignei, aerii, aquatani spiritus, salvete! Orientis princeps Belzebub, inferni ardentis monarcha, et Demogorgon, propitiamus vos, ut appareat et surgat Mephistophilis, quod tumeraris: per Jehovam, Gehennam, et consecratam aquam quam nunc spargo, signumque crucis quod nunc facio, et per vota nostra, ipse nunc surgat nobis dicatus Mephistophilis!

 

[Ramsay B.]

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