Knight of Ashes Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Baltan is fighting the urge to sing along to the chorus of "Hungry Eyes" right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 5, 2016 Author Share Posted July 5, 2016 KoA sun-burned his face more than usual this last weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Raisin(g) Bran's idea of splurging on a date is tossing a packet of beef jerky at the unfortunate party, then he takes off his pants with an expectant look on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 In his younger days, KoA was a legendary cricketer. He was unfortunately banished from the sport after an incident involving a cactus, wind-chimes, and a bottle of tobasco. The details of said event have been redacted, and in exchange, KoA will never again bowl from the Pavilion End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 6, 2016 Author Share Posted July 6, 2016 Stoned acquired her colorful wings by a variation of "blood magic". Interestingly, if she were to have performed actual blood magic, the wings would have turned iron black and bronze red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Raisin Bran knows a lot blood magic. He tricks people into donating blood for a fake child hospital in order to get the blood necessary to obtain the prime matter of his alchemic experiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Baltan was once the third member of the pop group Milli Vanilli. Her stage name was name was silly. Sadly, she left the group as she was uncomfortable with the extreme levels of machismo exuded by her bandmates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 8, 2016 Author Share Posted July 8, 2016 Despite other's claims, Stoned cannot create rainbows. She can however tear the care bears to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Raisin Bran creates the rainbows Stoned Heart uses and claims they're hers. He's good enough as to pretend he's not making them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Baltan once tried to dye her cat's fur to make it coordinate better with her garden. PETA was not pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 the "Stoned Heart" refers to the artichoke hearts she has in her stone soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Bran is the original inventor of stone soup. He discovered it as the result of a rather frustrating experience making grilled artichoke soup, where the soup kept falling through the grates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseborn Manjack Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 SH, taking her cue from Westerosi sword naming practices, names her purses. "I only need my ID, cash, mace, gum & a condom tonight. I'll need a purse that's small & compact. I'll take....DarkClutch!" "I'm eating @ a buffet restaurant tonight. I may want to take desert home. I'll take....LadyCookieStow!" "Security will be heavy where I'm going tonight, & my things will likely be searched. However, I have lots of stuff to bring. I'll need something larger. I'll take....EventSecurity'sBane!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriath Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Makes sandwiches for Obama. They're also good at dominatrix stuff if you're interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 New game announcement. Welcome ladies, gentlemen, chickens, bears, flowers, shadows and everything between to the ASOIAF Guessing Game version 1 AfU: Favorite historical female character! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 13, 2016 Author Share Posted July 13, 2016 Moriath believes that he lives on Mars. But since Mars cannot support life, he is actually in a total recall station 200 feet under Tokyo organizing a revolution to reestablish an atmosphere so he can go outside. Not sure what his exact plan is to "create" an atmosphere. JQC is stuck in a time warp where she thinks a game started in mid-February is considered "new". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Raisin Bran is the mastermind behind the game JCQ is bumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hour of the Wolf Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Baltan is the mastermind behind sugar free gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 14, 2016 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 Hour of the Wolf created a not-for-profit group to aggressively persecute "pro-livestock" supporters and criminalize the groups producing "pro-livestock" media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 RB2G stole a single black jelly bean from Jelly Belly headquarters in Fairfield, CA. Little did he know it was the one bean to rule them all and it is inexorably bending him to its master's will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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