Raisin' Bran Posted August 10, 2016 Author Share Posted August 10, 2016 CB prefers his meals flame kissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Raisin(g) Bran masturbates to this picture: http://i.imgur.com/0EG4EuS.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 KoA invented mac 'n cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 SH has a Singer Stew restaurant. If she hears anyone singing (that includes on the radio, etc.), she sends assassination squads after them, and then cooks them up in a stew. The shocking thing is that the restaurant has pretty decent custom. Cannibalism is considered "kewl", I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 11, 2016 Author Share Posted August 11, 2016 CB frequents SH's restaurant, but not for the food. I wonder why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Bran has been banned from the restaurant for inappropriate use of the karoake machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 SH is in love with Walder Frey. The fact that he doesn't exist fills her w/ despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 15, 2016 Author Share Posted August 15, 2016 CB is in love with Michelle Fairley. he cried his eyes out at the Red Wedding episode of GOT to the point where he was so dehydrated he needed an intravenous solution drip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetyrPunkinhead Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 RB2G has won three gold medals in the 2016 Rio Grande Olympicookoffs--best brisket, synchronized saucing, and rib toss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 PetyrP feels that One Direction is a completely misunderstood band and one of the great talents of the centuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 SH once attempted to establish a thieves guild in her hometown. It ended poorly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 It would have worked out fine if RB hadn't turned informer. The things we do for french fries ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Count Balerion needs to wear specially made gloves at all times because everything he touches turns to a pile of gummy bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 SH loves French literature and theatre. But cannot say "Balzac" without giggling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 10 hours ago, Raisin(g) Bran 2 Greenseer said: SH loves French literature and theatre. But cannot say "Balzac" without giggling. *so true* RB2G has a tattoo of Jensen Ackles eating pie. I cannot disclose the location cause... eww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Do you know what those feathers the lady ^ has? She is a bounty hunter and her fist victims were fairies. Her feathers are the wings of the fairies she has killed and she has kept their wings as her trophies. Not cool lady no cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 JQC has made several plans to infiltrate GRRM's house to steal the manuscript for the remaining two books. Though each plan failed, she remains convinces that each plan is "fool proof" and cannot understand nor evaluate why each plan failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Raisin Bran infiltrated JQC secret cave and stole the maps to GRRM's house. He replaced them with a map leading to a replica of GRRM's house built by him imitating every detail to perfection. JQC's plan was a masterplan, but she never foresaw Raisin Bran masterful trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Baltan invented the katzenklavier (“cat piano”). It consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be “played” by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails. It was a hit at parties, but ultimately not successful in symphonic circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 23, 2016 Author Share Posted August 23, 2016 DC (SH?) was under contract to produce said pianos. Unfortunately the endeavor was such an utter failure she defaulted on her loan from the Iron Bank and through a series of debt purchases, now owes her life to Littlefinger. She hates herself everyday for what she is compelled to do for that slimeball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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