Minstral Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Baseborn Manjack wanted to put the Cordia flower on his nations currency by d, but he was arrested and thrown into prison. In hindsight, bringing the proposal to the government would likely have been the more peaceful option rather than taking the money where he could (banks mostly) and forcibly redistributing them (counterfeiting). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Minstral went on a long journey in search of the Elixir of Immortality, before suddenly deciding rather randomly that this Elixir was contained in tomato ketchup. Ever since then, he's been buying up ketchup and ingesting it every waking moment. Revolting; but who knows? It might work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Since then the Count has been buying all the ketchup stocks available. He intends to become rich using Minstral's quest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Baltan misdirected the Count out of shear spite and self-interest. She told him that "Ketchup" is referred to as "Catsup" and that he should be careful when purchasing stocks. So the Count heeded her advice and bought stocks in Catsup. CatsupTM is Baltan’s own venture. It’s an energy drink for kittens, containing catnip and caffeine, with tuna brine for an added flavor kick. It comes in flavors like Paw-berry, Paw-magranite, Paw-nana, and Milk. It makes kittens playful and has resulted in a number of popular youtube videos of kittens doing silly things. It’s mostly safe, but it does have one unfortunate side affect… it stunts growth. Kittens will stay kittens forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 The truth is that Destiel has been running a campaign of disinformation on the ketchup business so that she may try to profit from the fact that I am already immortal. I just like ketchup, and I shall never tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 The truth is that Minstral has been eating Catsup since it hit the market. That's how he acquired inmortality, although he still has issues explaining his family about his obsession with boxes and bags, let alone the sudden frenzy when a can of tuna is opened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseborn Manjack Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Balton thinks that names for swords in asoiaf can also be applied to yoga poses. She begins each morning by performing Lady Forlorn & Brightroar over a muted Good Morning America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 BM has invented a new form of yoga called Catsup Yoga, which entails people rolling around on the ground and scratching furniture and generally behaving exactly like kittens. The sad thing is that his book advocating this ... regimen is actually quite popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I dunno why the Count here is whinging... He bought so many stocks of CatsupTM that he profits not only from the unexpected outcome of people loving their kittens to stay kittens (the stock went through the flippin' roof), he also profits from all derivative products and services. Count Balerion has become so wealthy that he lives on a private island with every luxury at hand. To explore the world, he downloads his consciousness into other bodies for as long as suits his fancy. He can be a movie star one day (who do you think is responsible for the Brangelina split?) and a navy seal the next day. He's currently inhabiting the body of a call centre worker in Mumbai, named Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Destiel likes the movies made by Uwe Boll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 M has concocted a nefarious scheme to murder the showrunners and take their place. Upon taking over the show, he plans to conclude it by having a cute pony named Teehee seize the IT and inaugurate a reign of terror. It will be very dark and edgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Count Balerion was embarrassed by Teehee in a trivia contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 18, 2016 Author Share Posted October 18, 2016 MINSAC has devoted her life to the study of the camel anatomy. It is kinda sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 RB2G is a devoted Scientologist. He has been known to PM members of this forum in hopes of recruiting others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeINeverSawACamel Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Ramsey once "dined and dashed" at a diner, causing the waitress, a single mother of three to lose her job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Maybel actually has seen a camel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 DC is a camel, and is at the front lines of the Camel Invasion.It's going to get ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiel's Child Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Count Balerion loves Froot Loops, but has a deep seated distrust of the green ones. This is possibly due to their vague resemblance to vegetables. He spends hours weeding the green loops out of every box. Umm, not just his, but all boxes he can find. He is no longer welcome at Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 19, 2016 Author Share Posted October 19, 2016 DC is a regional manager for Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Raisin(g) Bran only shops at Walmart. He spends weekly too many hours wandering through the aisles. It's the only place where he feels at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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