a free shadow Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Of Ashes insists he is a knight just because he once had an armor on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 A free shadow is actually a very expensive shadow. That's why the Seven Kingdoms are in the red. Shadows have gone up since Asshai cornered the market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Count Balerion once auditioned for a role on Sesame Street. He lost the part to a human. Apparently some issue with fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Jez Bell has the much sought after Trump pee tape hidden under her bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 KoA uses an enormous ashtray as a shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Count Balerion sometimes pretends to dance like no one is watching... even though he knows that someone is always watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Jez Bell is really Sarah Huckabee Sanders. (Which is why she's in the Liars' thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Knight of Ashes has read "The Art of the Deal" 6 times. He has a blog about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 Jez was part of an orchestra in high school. Ironically, she did not play the bells, but rather was the third seat cellist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Raisin' Bran is a codebreaker for xxxxx xxxxx (country name redacted). He was the first one to decipher "covfefe", but due to the sensitive nature of his findings, they cannot be shared here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 Jez is, in reality, the White Walker equivalent of a greenseer. That's why her eyes are black and not white. In fact, she is looking at you right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Bran was a body actor for animation. That's where he puts on a green suit so that the animators can capture and reproduce his motions in games and movies. He says his work on Ms. Pac Man was by far his most challenging assignment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Jez Bell really does catch flies with vinegar. She has a collection of dead, vinegary flies, sorted carefully according to species, size, etc. There's a website where you can view their images and gawk at the statistics at www.vinegarflies.com/clickonthisatyourownrisk/thisisfake/atleastihopeso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Count Balerion has a real taste for pickled flies. Although the fat ones soak up the most vinegar, he quite enjoys the little fruit flies. They are delicious sprinkled over cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 Jez Bell's cousin, door bell is really a tambourine. He was adopted. But don't say anything. He doesn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Raisin' Bran's brother, Corn Flakes has always wondered why he is so different. Turns out their mama, All Bran, had a brief affair with a bowl of grits over the breakfast buffet at the Airport Holiday Inn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Jez Bell keeps shaking herself in bizarre ways in a futile attempt to ring. It's just this side of embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 CB will pay you to let him chase a laser pointer dot. On 3/13/2018 at 6:02 AM, Jez Bell said: Raisin' Bran's brother, Corn Flakes has always wondered why he is so different. Turns out their mama, All Bran, had a brief affair with a bowl of grits over the breakfast buffet at the Airport Holiday Inn. You take that back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 3/19/2018 at 4:46 PM, Raisin' Bran said: You take that back!!! Nope Raisin' Bran is a cereal monogamist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Jez spent over 20 hours working on that last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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