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Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)


Raisin' Bran

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Jez's head can increase or decrease its size at will. This is particularly useful when she wants to look scary or cute. However, once she lost control of it an walked around one day with a head the size of a grape. Made everyone queasy.

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Bran has clearly not received the memo that clearly identifies discussions of head-size variations as insensitive and discriminatory.  He has been fined 83 jelly beans and 0.06 hours thinking of bell puns.

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Count Balerion has banned all looking glasses from his lands. 

The Count could not see his own reflection and kept trying to walk through the glass.  It was just embarrassing after a while.  Pity though, they really do make every room look bigger.

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