Raisin' Bran

Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Batbob45 has never swung a bat, his name does not derive from Robert, and he is 47 and holding on for dear life.

 

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Joey Crows is actually a joey. He travels around in his mothers pouch, complaining when she hops out of WiFi range

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1000th LC is about to see what a mutiny looks like.

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Raisin' Bran is actually sponsored by Frosted Mini-Wheats.

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KoA's aunt was a companion of the Last Heroine

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RB is writing a book of Inspirational Quotes from Cereal Commericals.

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CB refuses to meet his quota of bathing at least 1 day in every 10.

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Raisin' Bran experiences extreme fits of rage every time "Jingle Bells" plays at the mall.  It made his job as one of Santa's elves extremely troublesome.

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Count Balerion was forced to change his board name.  Due to impending settlements, I can't tell you what he used to be called, but it rhymes with Count Spatula.

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Jezzie has sung "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" over 2,000 times.

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Raisin' Bran likes to dress up as the Easter Bunny at Christmas and photobomb Santa.

 

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