Raisin' Bran

Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Westerosi Batgirl has an irrational fear of stairs.  She prefers jumping out of windows and repelling down tall buildings.

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JB prefers to travel via telephone wires, despite the obvious inconveniences. Maybe she has a point; it's probably less bad than DC public transit. Bother; that last sentence wasn't a lie.

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Giomax buys a new outfit & gets all dressed up to go out dancing on the town and then remembers he/she has no feet. 

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Lyanna doesn't actually love Rhaegar, she only said that to get into the "cool girls" clique.

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Raisin’ Bran actually prefers porridge 

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Jez's forum festiveness cleverly hides her real-world Grinch-like nature come the actuality of Christmastime.

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Dolorous Gabe does not believe in putting up a Christmas tree because of the environmental impact.  Instead, he hangs decorations from a laundry drying rack.  It's still quite festive.

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CB loves to chase things. He also enjoys being chased by a weird northern girl named Arya.

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RB loves to twirl.  

Not his hair, not his mustache, not even his baton.  No, Bran loves to stand up and spin around as fast as he can.  It gives him the giggles.

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On ‎12‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 9:19 AM, Raisin' Bran said:

Jezzie will eventually show us her whole (fully-clothed) body.

guess that was not a lie after all

Jez found a bag with approximately $1.27 million in it yesterday. The first thing she bought was gum.

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Jez Bell plans on using the gum bought with the bag of $1.7 million to make dragons and use the gum dragons to conquer the world!

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