Raisin' Bran

Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Jez Bell feels much more grown up now that she does not go by Jezzie.

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Raisin' Bran is working on a bonsai Weirwood... a laptop version, if you will.  

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Jez Bell likes hacking into the Weirwood and trolling it with fake news like "Hot Pie is the lovechild of Rhaegar and Lady Lysa! Then as posters build theories off this dezinformatsiya, she laughs and laughs and laughs.

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Count Balerion is trying to grow his own Weirwood by stealing RB's bonsai clippings.  Although he has so far been unsuccessful in getting one to take root, he diligently mutters "the seed is strong" to the plants all day long.

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Jez begins her days brushing her teeth, then goes and drinks a large glass of orange juice.

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RB puts food colouring in orange juice, and tries to sell it as "dreamwine".

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Count Balerion is actually a marquis; he only chose the username count because he does not know how to spell his real title.

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Buckwheat once confused pineapples for Dragon eggs, which led to a rather embarrassing exchange at her local market.  Long story short, Tesco is not in favor of pyres in the shop and insists that their customers be fully clothed at all times.

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Jez Bell is always trying to find ways of cashing in on people's Targ/Dragon fantasies, to the point of offering to sell people the Iron Throne. She has workers dress up in dragon costumes and offers to "sell" them to random people. Occasionally this even works.

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Count Balerion once spent $15k to purchase a pack of breath mints.

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Raisin' Bran is working on a line of sandwiches.  The marshmallow fluff and bacon paninis are to die for.  The secret is just the tiniest smear of Jojen paste.

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