Raisin' Bran

Outrageous Lies bout TP above, Ver. 24 (I like it better than 23)

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Baltan is fighting the urge to sing along to the chorus of "Hungry Eyes" right now.

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KoA sun-burned his face more than usual this last weekend.

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Raisin(g) Bran's idea of splurging on a date is tossing a packet of beef jerky at the unfortunate party, then he takes off his pants with an expectant look on his face.

Edited by Knight of Ashes

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In his younger days, KoA was a legendary cricketer.  He was unfortunately banished from the sport after an incident involving a cactus, wind-chimes, and a bottle of tobasco.  The details of said event have been redacted, and in exchange, KoA will never again bowl from the Pavilion End.

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Stoned acquired her colorful wings by a variation of "blood magic". Interestingly, if she were to have performed actual blood magic, the wings would have turned iron black and bronze red.

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Raisin Bran knows a lot blood magic. He tricks people into donating blood for a fake child hospital in order to get the blood necessary to obtain the prime matter of his alchemic experiments.

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Baltan was once the third member of the pop group Milli Vanilli.  Her stage name was name was silly.  

Sadly, she left the group as she was uncomfortable with the extreme levels of machismo exuded by her bandmates.

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Despite other's claims, Stoned cannot create rainbows. She can however tear the care bears to shreds.

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Raisin Bran creates the rainbows Stoned Heart uses and claims they're hers. He's good enough as to pretend he's not making them.

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Baltan once tried to dye her cat's fur to make it coordinate better with her garden.  PETA was not pleased.

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the "Stoned Heart" refers to the artichoke hearts she has in her stone soup.

 

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Bran is the original inventor of stone soup. He discovered it as the result of a rather frustrating experience making grilled artichoke soup, where the soup kept falling through the grates. 

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SH, taking her cue from Westerosi sword naming practices, names her purses.

"I only need my ID, cash, mace, gum & a condom tonight. I'll need a purse that's small & compact. I'll take....DarkClutch!" 

"I'm eating @ a buffet restaurant tonight. I may want to take desert home. I'll take....LadyCookieStow!"

"Security will be heavy where I'm going tonight, & my things will likely be searched. However, I have lots of stuff to bring. I'll need something larger. I'll take....EventSecurity'sBane!"

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Makes sandwiches for Obama. They're also good at dominatrix stuff if you're interested

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Moriath believes that he lives on Mars. But since Mars cannot support life, he is actually in a total recall station 200 feet under Tokyo organizing a revolution to reestablish an atmosphere so he can go outside. Not sure what his exact plan is to "create" an atmosphere.

JQC is stuck in a time warp where she thinks a game started in mid-February is considered "new". 

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Raisin Bran is the mastermind behind the game JCQ is bumping.

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Hour of the Wolf created a not-for-profit group to aggressively persecute "pro-livestock" supporters and criminalize the groups producing "pro-livestock" media.

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RB2G stole a single black jelly bean from Jelly Belly headquarters in Fairfield, CA. Little did he know it was the one bean to rule them all and it is inexorably bending him to its master's will.

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