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DG vastly overcharges me for the use of his time machine. I think he spends all the moey in the most infamous houses of ill repute in history, starting with the Neanderthal Ugh-Grunt Cave and working up to modern Vegas. But what would I know; maybe it's true he gives it all away to people traumatised by the RW.

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CB has written and rewritten numerous dissertations for a doctorate in literature. Each time, the review committee rejected the paper on the grounds that it was not relevant to the time period. Now with the use of the time machine, he hopes to finally achieve his dream to become Dr. Count Balerion.

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Destiel recently took the advice of a questionable soothsayer to hold a seance to summon the ghost of Gilbert Gotfried. Against all odds though Destiel bought the entire thing even as the soothsayer broke into terrible impressions of Gotfried while claiming to be possessed.

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CB's real identity is GRRM, who infiltrates into this board looking for an idea to fill in that bugger plot hole in chapter 168 in TWOW. Only 47 chapters more and the book will be complete! At this pace the book will be out in March 2029. He's quite happy with this time frame so far.

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It would help if siyxx didn`t keep sending me fan mail with incredibly detailed suggestions about storylines. If you think there are a lot of characters now, just wait till she gets through with me. But really, I can`t NOT use this brilliant Yi Ti storyline, even if it does mean an extra book or two ....

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Count Balerion was once a member of a family of singers named "Familia Vo Caliente".  They travelled the world playing concerts wearing their trademark matching red jumpsuits, white kicks, and hello kitty backpacks.  The group was disbanded when it was leaked that two of the group's members were not actually related to the family in any way.  Instead they were full grown adults, posing as teenagers.  The scandal shook the group and they never recovered their signature harmonies.  The two group members at the heart of the trouble went on to form their own group.  You may know them as Milli Vanilli.

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DC travels the world in search of "the next big thing". She discovered: U2, Nirvana, The Spice Girls, and a few others. Her newest project involves recreating the Beatles using DNA to clone the originals. This will allow for unfathomable possibilities, including but not limited to collaborative efforts with the likes of Aaron Lewis, Alicia Keys, and Chinx. However, she is sad that she wont be able to combine John, Ringo, Paul, and George with David Bowie, as he has already gone the way of the Doe doe. Oh wait...

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Raisin(g) Bran is also a geneticist, but with an even bigger project: he is experimenting on DNA to see if he can create dragons. Once he has created them, there are two frightening possibilities: one being that he will become a dragonrider and conquer the world; the other being that he will actually find a way to mutate his own DNA to become a dragon.

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