A True Kaniggit

The Drunk Thread Got A Contact High

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Were you making barley soup drunk?  I can't think of anything i'd want to eat less when drunk than boring soup. 

Edited by BigFatCoward

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2 hours ago, BigFatCoward said:

Were you making barley soup drunk?  I can't think of anything i'd want to eat less when drunk than boring soup. 

Actually it was homemade veggie beef soup, but I always put some barley in there.  I have no clue why I left the tablespoons in the bag

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On 12/19/2017 at 6:56 AM, Ded As Ned said:

Actually it was homemade veggie beef soup, but I always put some barley in there.  I have no clue why I left the tablespoons in the bag

It's been two weeks. Has a reason for the tablespoons to be in the bag yet revealed itself?

Anyways, it's now December 31st. Nearly New Years. Figured I might as well bump this thread up. At the very least I'll be using it tonight.

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3 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said:

It's been two weeks. Has a reason for the tablespoons to be in the bag yet revealed itself?

Anyways, it's now December 31st. Nearly New Years. Figured I might as well bump this thread up. At the very least I'll be using it tonight.

I fear the mystery of the tablespoons in the bag will be lost forever in the mists fog of time bourbon. 

I've hardly had more than a drink or two over the past couple weeks, so I reckon my tolerance will be nice and low for tonight... at which point all that will be remedied. I've got all my leftover fireworks from the 4th of July ready to annoy the neighborhood come midnight!  See ya'll this evening

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I’m working tonight in a bar so I’m here to chastise you all in advance and tell you to be respectful.

/nag

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13 hours ago, HelenaExMachina said:

I’m working tonight in a bar so I’m here to chastise you all in advance and tell you to be respectful.

/nag

Consider me chastised. 

Now can you slip me a free drink?

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16 hours ago, Ded As Ned said:

I've hardly had more than a drink or two over the past couple weeks, so I reckon my tolerance will be nice and low for tonight... at which point all that will be remedied. I've got all my leftover fireworks from the 4th of July ready to annoy the neighborhood come midnight!  See ya'll this evening

RIght? I thought the same thing. I hadn't had a drink since the 12th. Tolerance seems the same though.

Anyhow. Happy 2018 humans! And any advanced civilization who is monitoring  Earth's information output. But this is a drunk thread in a forum for a fantasy series. And I highly doubt you're being paid to read this shit. So I'm assuming this is your version of watching YouTube clips while at work. Go back to doing your job you lazy bastards.

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Posted (edited)

HAPPY 2018 HUMANS!  Had a great, successful New Years Eve in which while a bit sloppily buzzed... no children, adults, or properties were harmed in the excessive use of fireworks.  

Edited by Ded As Ned

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Have cut way back on alcohol and smoked cannabis use (haven't smoked this year) but had a few cans of founders Azacca this evening and I've been eating tons of THC all day.  Feeling pretty great after a long day of skiing in the AM and then climbing at the rock gym this afternoon.

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Was gonna post in a different thread. But after typing out a long, well thought out, intelligent post I was like, "Hell NOS!, You're waaaay to blasted right now. Don't do anything too idiotic. Go post in the drunk thread where you belong right now". 

And then I followed my own advice.

Thank you God Drunk Thread for not being judgmental and absorbing my way worst posts.

Edit: And suddenly I'm super hungry. WHAT SHOULD I EAT??????!!!!!!

Edited by A True Kaniggit

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On 1/21/2018 at 4:20 AM, A True Kaniggit said:

Was gonna post in a different thread. But after typing out a long, well thought out, intelligent post I was like, "Hell NOS!, You're waaaay to blasted right now. Don't do anything too idiotic. Go post in the drunk thread where you belong right now". 

And then I followed my own advice.

Thank you God Drunk Thread for not being judgmental and absorbing my way worst posts.

Edit: And suddenly I'm super hungry. WHAT SHOULD I EAT??????!!!!!!

Nice work!  Except... inquiring minds still want to read your post here!

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17 hours ago, Ded As Ned said:

Nice work!  Except... inquiring minds still want to read your post here!

Woe and Grief! For it falls to be to inform the world that The Post is forever gone. Snuffed out in its infancy through the machinations of the merciless Delete God. 

Erased for all eternity. 

It is only after, that I now comprehend the true extent of my folly. That The Post came not from me. But from a Greater Power working though me. The Post was The Answer. The Post Ended War. The Post Cured Pestilence. The Post Fed All.

The Post was a gift from the Create God.

But in my arrogance I allowed myself to believe that The Post could somehow have come from my own mind. That I had in fact actually typed up The Post using my own knowledge, using my own experiences, using my own understanding of life. My hubris has never been matched, nor ever shall be matched again. And because I believed The Post was mine own, it followed that The Post had to be faulty since I was blasted during the time The Post was typed up. Not wanting to submit a faulty post, I hit the delete button. A being of greater willpower than I would've resisted this impulse from the Delete God. But I fell short.

Though I yearn to resurrect The Post, any attempt would result only in a pale imitation. A sad echo of what could have been. Should have been. The effort would only thicken the cracks in our already frail reality.

It was The Post That Was Promised. I was the Instrument of The Post's Creation. I was the Instrument of The Post's Destruction. And I have failed us all. 

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Mostly drinking a lot of Fight Milk tbh

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2 minutes ago, larrytheimp said:

Mostly drinking a lot of Fight Milk tbh

CAWWWWW

I'mma give Always sunny a watch now!

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Feeling like death warmed up and realising I'm aging after this monster hangover today. 

I drank 7 pints of cider and then basically got 2 hours sleep, turned up to work (only a 3.5 hour shift) and then proceeded to be sick 3 times. This is why I NEVER drink before work usually and will serve as a reminder to never do it again LMAO. It's 6.30pm and I'm still feeling like utter trash. When I was 19 I could do this all the bloody time. 

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Ugh. I'm really wanting to listen to a particular song, but I can't think of it. I can't remember it's title, I can't remember it's lyrics, and I can't remember it's tune. But I know the song exists. The knowledge is in my head, but I can't pull out the particular data. Dang this is frustrating. 

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21 hours ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Ugh. I'm really wanting to listen to a particular song, but I can't think of it. I can't remember it's title, I can't remember it's lyrics, and I can't remember it's tune. But I know the song exists. The knowledge is in my head, but I can't pull out the particular data. Dang this is frustrating. 

Here you go.

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7 minutes ago, A True Kaniggit said:

Outstanding attempt.

But it wasn't the song.

I died trying...

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3 minutes ago, Triskele said:

I died trying...

Shit. 

I lied! I lied!

It was the song. Just live!

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