Darth Richard II Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just rewrite Star Wars in a fantasy setting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 2 hours ago, GallowKnight said: In this situation, will it help to have a badass avatar or will that only mark you for extra horrible death? I repeat my advice from the other thread: Love Triangles! The kids love 'em. Why stop at triangles? Love Heptagons is where it's at these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 So wait, I'm lost. Are the triangle people the samurai, or the Templars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEyedGhost Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, R'hllors Red Lobster said: So wait, I'm lost. Are the triangle people the samurai, or the Templars? They're the pirates, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Darth Richard II said: Just rewrite Star Wars in a fantasy setting. If Christopher Paolini sues someone else for plagiarism, does the world end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 28 minutes ago, Roose Boltons Pet Leech said: If Christopher Paolini sues someone else for plagiarism, does the world end? I believe the universe tears itself apart, ala BTTF time paradox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowKnight Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 8 hours ago, HelenaExMachina said: Why stop at triangles? Love Heptagons is where it's at these days I like the way you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Triangle man hates particle man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 11 hours ago, larrytheimp said: Eta:. Might want to have a lawyer peruse this if you use it, might be I've lifted it from Vivian St Black. * could also go full narwhal There actually is a book that has human/dolphin sex? Oh, he can use the spiderdragonwhales I made up in my post aobve. They don't fit my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 10 hours ago, HelenaExMachina said: Why stop at triangles? Love Heptagons is where it's at these days Well, that would certainly fit Charlemagne. He had more wifes and concubines than I can even remember. But if he starts bringing dolphins into the fray, he may be in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gabriele said: There actually is a book that has human/dolphin sex? Actually, a true story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/10860676/The-woman-who-lived-in-sin-with-a-dolphin.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 33 minutes ago, Roose Boltons Pet Leech said: Actually, a true story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/10860676/The-woman-who-lived-in-sin-with-a-dolphin.html Oh my. I do have dolphins in a scene in my book, but I'm not going there. Communication with extraterrestrials. Now, that's where the OP could go: the Templars have established contact with extraterrestrials and never told Charlemagne, who's understandably pissed when he finds out that it was them who by accident brought those castrated Samurai wannabes to earth. Now he has a crusade on his hands, and no one can be sure which side those Templars are on. Or the dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Hmmm..... How about Charlemagne is an extraterrestrial, who has an elite guard of three dolphins and three narwhals. Charlemagne is stuck in a love heptagon with these critters, and no-one can figure out what to do. Then one day, the Templars summon Charlemagne to help fight castrati Samurai (who are also secretly vampires who turn everyone they meet into strips of bacon). Charlemagne gets turned into bacon half-way through, thereby complicating the romantic subplot between himself and one of the narwhals, but thanks to the timely intervention of Christopher Paolini and his band of literary pirates, the Templars are able to fix things in time. The book ends with the last castrati Samurai shaking his fist at everyone, and yelling that he'd have got away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 If Charlemagne is turned into a strip of bacon, will someone tape him to a cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unJon Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 What this story needs is more cow bells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 4 hours ago, unJon said: What this story needs is more cow bells. The castrati wear a cow bell on their sash, over the groin, the pealing of which sparks terror into the hearts of their enemies as they approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 6 hours ago, larrytheimp said: The castrati wear a cow bell on their sash, over the groin, the pealing of which sparks terror into the hearts of their enemies as they approach. Just a question. Would these castrati have just the minimal amount removed or root and branch. I can see that it would have an influence on the pealing of the cowbell. You may even get a plot device out of it. Of course if the aliens have tentacles, the mind boggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 On 24 September 2016 at 7:12 AM, Darth Richard II said: I believe the universe tears itself apart, ala BTTF time paradox. That's a worst case scenario. The destruction might be localised to this galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 45 minutes ago, Derfel Cadarn said: That's a worst case scenario. The destruction might be localised to this galaxy. *slow clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 On 9/24/2016 at 5:23 AM, larrytheimp said: Triangle man hates particle man. I see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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