Argonath Diver Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Black semen, and lots of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerol Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Remember that diversity is important these days. If Charlemagne is going to have sex with a dolphin it should be buttsecks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnar of Skagos Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 So when is the book coming out??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEyedGhost Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 23 minutes ago, Maelys I Blackfyre said: So when is the book coming out??? June 6th, 2062. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnar of Skagos Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 10 hours ago, RedEyedGhost said: June 6th, 2062. Eh, it'll be out before the Winds of Winter at least. Something to do in the meantime while we wait I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unJon Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 On September 24, 2016 at 2:19 PM, larrytheimp said: The castrati wear a cow bell on their sash, over the groin, the pealing of which sparks terror into the hearts of their enemies as they approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilfellon Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 23/09/2016 at 4:54 AM, lwhitehead said: Hi folks this Fantasy series and setting which is inspired by Song of Ice and Fire, the Accursed Kings, The Fall of the Knight's Templars and Hundred year War. This world had old gods and the Human race had a First Crusade against these Old Gods by a Charlemagne like man who at his dead was deitfy by his army and followers, His Church is based on Sol Invictus. and there Order Militare which there Templars are called the Shining Ones. There Enemy is not based on Middle East but Asia more like a Samurai culture, I would like some help Do you actually want help or are you just spamming the board at various intervals with your idea as what it appears you're doing? Cause you say you want help but won't tell us why you need help. Are you looking for writers because your grasp on spelling isn't good? Are you looking for someone to come up with a plot for you? Are you James Patterson? And why are the Gods old? Why can't they be young or middle age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorgulisMaximus Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 On 9/22/2016 at 11:54 PM, lwhitehead said: Hi folks this Fantasy series and setting which is inspired by Song of Ice and Fire, the Accursed Kings, The Fall of the Knight's Templars and Hundred year War. This world had old gods and the Human race had a First Crusade against these Old Gods by a Charlemagne like man who at his dead was deitfy by his army and followers, His Church is based on Sol Invictus. and there Order Militare which there Templars are called the Shining Ones. There Enemy is not based on Middle East but Asia more like a Samurai culture, I would like some help My first piece of advice is to improve your English spelling and grammar. Unless you plan on writing your story in another language or you have a very patient editor. That said, your story sounds like it has elements of Greek Mythology. How do the humans attack the gods? Are the gods human-like and mortal? If so, why would they be "gods"? Are the gods Samurai? Or are the humans Samurai? Or are some of the humans Samurai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Don't respond to these. Dude's a troll, posts one of these every few months or so. Well, don't respond to them seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorgulisMaximus Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Darth Richard II said: Don't respond to these. Dude's a troll, posts one of these every few months or so. Well, don't respond to them seriously. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errant Bard Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Also, consider not responding to posts that were written more than four month ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 On 2/9/2017 at 3:30 PM, Errant Bard said: Also, consider not responding to posts that were written more than four month ago. But if they hadn't, I'd have never had the pleasure of reading this again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errant Bard Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 11 hours ago, larrytheimp said: But if they hadn't, I'd have never had the pleasure of reading this again! That's precisely why I responded too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishgenius Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 He's due another topic soon, you only had to wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unJon Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 This thread needs more cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedEyedGhost Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 3 hours ago, unJon said: This thread needs more cowbell. You could even say, it needs Lamora cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Quick question: is anybody currently working on this castrati samurai bacon vampire in a sexual relationship with a dolphin book? If not, is it okay if I use the idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Myshkin said: Quick question: is anybody currently working on this castrati samurai bacon vampire in a sexual relationship with a dolphin book? If not, is it okay if I use the idea? Only if you are including Charlemagne and pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Obviously. Ol' Charlie's gonna be one of the main characters. And I'm envisioning a scene where a band of rough yet noble pirates saves several hypothermic samurai naval officers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Don't forget to put Orlando Bloom on the cover. Publish America then will turn it into a bestseller for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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